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		<title>Belarusian Officials Afraid That Elton John Would Convert Concertgoers Into Homosexuals</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jun 2010 21:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Belarusian officials have requested tapes of Elton John&#8217;s past performances before his upcoming concert in Minsk. Their fear? That Elton John would convert concertgoers into homosexuals: The Public Council for Morality is to study recordings of earlier performances by the British singer to make sure &#8220;they have no elements inconsistent with the law and morality,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://static.neatorama.com/images/2010-06/elton-john.jpg" width="150" height="157" class="imageleft">Belarusian officials have requested tapes of Elton John&#8217;s past performances before his upcoming concert in Minsk. Their fear? That Elton John would convert concertgoers into homosexuals:</p>
<blockquote><p><em>The Public Council for Morality is to study recordings of earlier performances by the British singer to make sure &#8220;they have no elements inconsistent with the law and morality,&#8221; the head of the organization said.</em></p>
<p> <em>&#8220;We have requested the organizers of the concert to give us records of Elton John&#8217;s earlier performances,&#8221; he said. </em></p>
<p><em> Sexual minorities have become active in the country of late and &#8220;even attempted to hold a gay parade in Minsk,&#8221; Cherginets said. The attempted parade was broken up by police.</em></p>
<p><em> Cherginets said the Council had already prevented outbreaks of &#8220;immorality&#8221; during a May concert by German industrial metal band Rammstein in the Belarusian capital.</em></p>
<p> <em>&#8220;If we had not interfered, there would have been sex on stage and the relief of physical needs right in front of the audience,&#8221; the official said. </em></p>
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<p><a href="http://en.rian.ru/news/20100609/159358772.html">Link</a> &#8211; via <a href="http://www.queerty.com/belarus-launches-dateline-style-investigation-of-raging-homosexual-elton-john-20100614/">Queerty</a> </p>
<p> (Photo: <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Elton_John_on_stage,_2008.jpg">Wikipedia</a>)</p>
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		<title>Caption Monkey 60: Mmm, Dude &#8230; What ARE You Doing?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 12:57:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Alex</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Photo: Vasily Fedosenko/Reuters Every month, National Geographic publishes a very neat photo gallery called Vision of Earth. This particular one, from the June 2009 selection (third pic, you can see the uncensored version there &#8211; warning: clear shot of the behind of a naked, 69-year-old man): Belarus&#8212;Naked on an 18&#176;F day, Valentsin Tolkachev clears an [...]]]></description>
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<p align="center"><img src="http://static.neatorama.com/images/2009-06/valentin-tolkachev-icy-canal-swimming.jpg" width="500" height="333"><br />Photo: Vasily Fedosenko/Reuters</p>
<p>Every month, National Geographic publishes a very neat photo gallery called Vision of Earth. This particular one, from the <a href="http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/visions-of-earth/visions-earth-2009">June 2009</a> selection (third pic, you can see the uncensored version there &#8211; warning: clear shot of the behind of a naked, 69-year-old man):</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Belarus&#8212;Naked on an 18&deg;F day, Valentsin Tolkachev clears an icy canal for swimming. The 69-year-old started the Optimalists&#8212;a Minsk-based club with 200-some members&#8212;in 1989 to promote hale activities in rural settings.</em></p>
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<p>Your task, after you wash your eyes, is to caption the photo. Funniest one will win a custom black and white Monkey drawing by <a href="http://apelad.blogspot.com/">Adam Koford</a>. Place your caption in the comment section of this post &#8211; one caption per comment, please, though you can enter as many funny ones as you can think of. Good luck! </p>
<p>Update 6/19/09 &#8211; Adam has picked the winner! Congratulations to jj who won with this caption: <em>The season’s first snow always reminds me of my childhood, of crazy Uncle Hank teaching me to swim like a man.</em></p>
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