What Is It? game 314
It's once again time for our collaboration with the wonderfully entertaining What Is It? Blog. Do you know what the pictured item is? Can you make up something totally wacky? That's what we're looking for: the funniest and most creative guesses. We will award t-shirts from the NeatoShop to two commenters who post the cleverest, funniest, or most outlandish use for this thing!
Place your guess in the comment section below. One guess per comment, please, though you can enter as many guesses as you'd like in separate comments. You have until Friday evening to come up with great guesses.
Please write your T-shirt selection alongside your guess. If you don't include a selection, you forfeit the prize. May we suggest the Science T-Shirt, Funny T-Shirt and Artist-Designed T-Shirts?
See, you don't have to know the answer to win! There are more pictures of this thing at the What Is It? Blog. Good luck!
Update: the item pictured above is really a can opener. Our readers had many more imaginative ideas! Sandyra said it a “an antique sundial pizza cutter, because it's always time for pizza!” That’s good for a t-shirt from the NeatoShop! And so is Drew 2’s answer, “Undeniable proof that Trekkies existed as far back as the dark ages.” Congratulations to both! Get the answers to all the mystery objects of the week at The What Is It? blog.
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Comments (23)
Respect the chemistry men's large
Pocket spare parts in S
Asterisk Small
The Time Lord men's 2X
A Grim Find (L)
I reckons
the statue of liberty's reading glasses (upsidedown)
Medieval Gentleman's Cast iron 'junk' protector
(medievel 'junk' not pictured)
(bed sheet ghost pictured)
?o you actually own eyes?? or are you just thrashing blindly at the keyboard with your finger mouths and the sicked up that load of twaddle!!
evil knievel’s goggles!
Ridiculous.....
A head-butt from a horse wearing that is going to hurt something awful.
-adam
The worst kind..
why don't you get married to them if you love them sooo much..
looks very cuddly indeed
It is blatanly a edwardian woman's portable over the shoulder weenie roaster (also suitable for swan)
Oh, and 'calf weaners' are clipped onto a calf's nose so they droop over their mouth. When they go to nurse the spikes (which are *much* shorter) hit the utter causing mom to shoo them away. Having spikes around the eyes, especially of that magnitude, is not going to be that effective at anything other than bodily harm.
(and no, I didnt know that before. All hail the Great Goog!)
-adam
'Vembly gaithers the corker's purkle,
Tween Gallopers fast alight
Bravely kiffles the grumish gurgle
Twixt afterthought's first light'
it is their first attempt to make a mask for hannibal lector. The only issue was he would still try to bite people and end up sending a spike right to their throaght. That is why they decided to change the design to something more suitable
Keeps the weak suitors from contributing to the gene pool.
Smaller versions exist for your wrists.
It can also be used to eat less, but people can throw food in their mouth, so it's less effective.
Every warrior should have at least one, even if it's not made for that purpose originally.
If you have a fourth one laying around, place it over the ashtray. You can't have too many spikes if you want to quit smoking.
Actually there are stories of catholic schools that used the wristmodels to keep young boys (and girls) from scratching themselves under the covers.
I visit this site happily everyday!!
Umm...I guess it a part of sex toy!!