At Last! A Veggie Burger That Contains Real Beef!

As the ads proclaim, Crompton's Beef Farm from Dorset, England, has cracked the marketing challenge of somehow selling meatful meatless veggie burger. "Made with the finest cuts of topside and sirloin from our own herd, Crompton's Veggie Burgers are the only vegetarian burgers on the market made with 100% REAL BEEF! All the TASTE of beef, all the GOODNESS of beef and all the BEEF of beef in a 100% vegetarian burger."

100% Beef? Check
Nut-free? Check
Suitable for vegans? Check
Dairy free? Check

What more could you ask?

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What does "stay Number 10" mean? Can someone who speaks imperial English translate for me? Was he just the tenth guy in the room?

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Number 10 refers to 10 Downing Street. The home of the Prime Minister.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/10_Downing_Street

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Wow sounds awfully obnoxious. Not really poignant or funny. Hey I'm going to make a jerk of myself in front of and mildly inconvenience a politician, that'll change the world.

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I know the PM resides at 10 Downing Street, but the article just states that he got to "stay Number 10". Is this just some weird imperial grammar rule?

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Sounds like a terrorist, to me! Glue his ass on a transport down to Guantanamo.

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Should have cut the guy's arm off and carried it around on his sleeve

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glue yourself to his hand not his coat, he can just take it off or rip your skin like he did

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That´s an old trick Gordon Brown!

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"he tore my hand off..." does sound painful.

Bean, you're just feigning ignorance to troll a little. Come on, be more subtle than that.

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He should have given him a hug.

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"... after 20 seconds he tore my hand off - it really hurt."

Ya think? Thank goodness for context.

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Should have put the glue on his lips and kissed him.

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This is a good plan! I'm going to glue myself to Jessica Alba!

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What an idiot. Way to let down your own cause, Glue Boy. I mean, really, it's not like this is going to help.

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