What to Ask Mom and What to Ask Dad Amirite, moms? Comments (3) Newest 3 Newest 3 Comments My kids know that asking me a question usually requires them to get me a beer first. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) This could also be a flowchart. The kids ask "Where's Mom?" and IF Dad says "She's asleep," then they can ask HIM those questions. Otherwise, they ask Mom.Because they won't like the answers Dad gives. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) I'm a dad and youarerite. Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.) Commenting is closed. Click here to view up to the first 100 of this post's 3 comments We hope you like this article! Please help us grow by sharing: Tweet Get Updates In Your Inbox Free weekly emails, plus get access to subscriber-only prizes. We won't share your email. You can cancel at any time.