Things just aren't the same anymore since Leonardo had a stroke - undoubtedly a a side effect of the retromutagen ooze - and Donatello suffered mid-life crisis, bought a convertible and ditched his long-suffering wife April for a gold digger and ran down to Florida. Master Splinter, may he rest in peace, would've had a conniption, had he not been dead years ago.
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