The Empire Strikes Out
Oh, somewhere in this galaxy the stars are shining bright;
The cantina band is playing, and somewhere hearts are light,
And somewhere men are laughing, and somewhere children shout;
But there is no joy on Naboo - mighty Vader has struck out.
Impressive. Most impressive.
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Nitpicker here. Don't umpires signal strikes with their right hand and balls with the left?
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