Man Inherits Terrifying Clown Collection
When they said "Send in the clowns" I don't think they meant an entire collection made up of over 13,000 pieces, each one more terrifying than the last.
Coulrophobics should stay as far away from this guy's house as they possibly can, because even taking a peek at his collection through the window might cause them to have a nervous breakdown!
--via Videogum
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