Sexy Fruit And Vegetable Costumes Are Now A Thing

It's official- 2012 was the strangest year ever for sexy Halloween costumes. First came the sexy Sesame Street costumes, then there was the sexy Ursula costume (which didn't come in plus sizes), and now this- sexy fruit and vegetable attire, perfect for inciting a feeding frenzy!

"Gee, I sure wish I could be an ear of corn this Halloween, but not your average ear of corn, a SEXY ear of corn!" Ladies-your prayers have been answered!


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