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The following is an article from the magazine The Annals of Improbable Research.

Doug Zongker
Department of Computer Science and Engineering
University of Washington

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1. “Chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken chicken,” Chicken, Chicken, vol. 10, no. 3, Chicken 2000, p. 307.

2. “Chicken chicken chicken chicken,” Chicken Chicken, Chicken Chicken Chicken, vol. 12, no. 7, 1990, p. 629ff.

3. “Chicken: Chicken chicken chicken,” Chicken Chicken., C. Chicken Chicken, vol. 32, 1993, p. 7164.

4. “Chicken chicken chicken,” C. Chicken chicken Chicken Chicken, Chic. Chicken Chicken Chicken, 1995.

5. “Chicken chicken chicken,” Chicken chicken Chicken Chicken, Chicken Chicken Chicken Chicken, ch. Chicken, vol. 15, Chic. 1992, p. 542

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This article is republished with permission from the September-October 2006 issue of the Annals of Improbable Research.

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I was banned from AOL twice for chicken-chickening chatrooms. I couldn't help myself..once I saw the reactions doing something so stupid evoked in people, I was hooked. Chicken-trolling. The Chickening. AOL was coming down hard on me in those days for goofiness like The Chickening. They threatened to ban me for good at the third strike. It was glorious while it lasted. ~:>
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Let me tell you, this was the most difficult reformatting job I've done in years. I'm still convinced that somewhere, I italicized or footnoted the wrong word.
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