What Boyfriends Are For

A man is like a multi-tool. He's got several useful functions, as well as a fish scaler. Sarah C. Andersen puts her multi-tool boyfriend to work for everyday household tasks.

My wife most often uses the Be Tall For Me function, but I also kill bugs, open jars, and drive Phillips screws. She's never asked me to scale fish, but I'll be ready immediately if she does.

-via Tastefully Offensive


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