Andy Kluthe and Andrew Bridgman from Dorkly illustrate what they label as "mildly convenient mutant powers." The only argument I'd have with this is that the powers are merely mildly convenient. Selective social network invisibility is downright essential, if you ask me. Streaming video availability manipulation can be a life-changer as well. The comment-ignoring power would be wonderful too, particularly on political articles (but of course, *never* on Neatorama)! Via Laughing Squid.