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For $20,000, George R.R. Martin Will Write You Into a Novel, Then Kill You

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George R.R. Martin is the author of the A Song of Ice and Fire novel series, which is the basis for the hit TV show Game of Thrones. He’s also a kind, charitable person who cares about the American wolf population. That’s why, for a mere $20,000, he’ll kill you.

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Martin is raising money for the Wild Spirit Wolf Sanctuary outside of Santa Fe, New Mexico. You can donate online. The level of your donation determines your rewards. If you give the charity $50, you get a t-shirt. For $600, you get a signed Game of Thrones cookbook. If you cough up $20,000 for the wolves, Martin will write you into the novel, then kill you off. And not a quick, painless death, mind you. Martin promises you “a grisly death.”

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