A wildfire is raging near Los Angeles. The sky near your home is filled with smoke. Firefighters are trying to prevent your neighborhood from burning down. There are news crews on the scene shooting footage of what they regard as a disaster area. What time is it?
Yep. It's time to go pick up some girls.
This man saw an opportunity. There was a lovely young lady down by the curb. So he slipped off his shirt (gotta show off those muscles), picked up his puppy (chick bait), and went in search of some action.
Courtney Friel, a reporter with KTLA, turned him down. Alas, his game was not up to snuff.
Clearly he didn't see my ring Hubs RT "carterevans: Can I go too? "courtneyfriel: ShirtlessDudeAsksMeOutOnLiveTV http://t.co/D4nVPgFdnV— Courtney Friel (@courtneyfriel) May 1, 2014
I wouldn't be so sure, Mrs. Friel. To some men, that's actually attractive.
-via Dave Barry