Redditor Tastybread's question, which I've rephrased slightly, is an excellent one. Some commenters suggest Lew Zealand, who is skilled in the use of the fish boomerang. Others propose Beaker just for his dark inner nature. But what about Rowlf the Dog, who might use his canine appeal to get close to Hitler? Or Animal, who could fly into an Andrew Jackson-like killing frenzy? Or Snuffleupagus, who was able to move through Sesame Street undetected by anyone but Big Bird for 14 years?