This is why I seldom Facebook, avoid Twitter, and quit reddit. Can't get anything done otherwise! (But don't you dare stop reading Neatorama, you hear?) From Brian G.'s excellent Chuck & Beans.
24 HOUR SALE: ALL T-SHIRTS 20% OFF!
NeatoShop's last T-shirt sale of the year: get 20% off all T-shirts. Expedited X-mas shipping available - get yours now before the sale ends Dec 19, 2014.