How to Deal with Internet Trolls

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British MMA fighter James "The Colossus" Thompson has a surefire technique for neutralizing internet trolls. It's not what you might guess. Contains NSFW language. For added humor, I am told that the automated YouTube captions are hilarious, as the bot apparently has a problem with British accents. -via Metafilter


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I can't look at any of these things without trying to imagine how it could be used to torture someone. Seriously, though, "saddle rack" makes sense. You can tell by the placement of that hook and those three holes that it's meant to be mounted to a wall. But I think a creative medieval dungeon master or Inquisitor could come up with a way to turn it into a torture device.
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Aw, I should've checked earlier. Everybody beat me to it. I have a 6 of these on my workshop wall (in black). Yes, of course it's a saddle rack. Specifically, it's an English saddle rack, being curved the way it is; a Western saddle rack is straighter, longer, and generally looks a little more heavy duty.
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Saddle rack, with the hook for the bridle. Alas, I'm not the only one that knows what it is... *pout*

Either that, or it's a device used in a veterinary proctology practice. Bleagh.

--TwoDragons
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It's a tongue replacement/upgrade. If you don't like your tongue (or are missing one), you attach this thing to the back of your throat (note screw-holes at the flat end). You can get various sleeves for it that will mimic the actual tongue's surface, or you can get creative and make your own. This could be a different color, have tentacles or even be forked - the sky is the limit!
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It's a Duck Bill Enlarger for ducks foolish enough to fall for those spam emails selling Bill Enlargers. Of course it doesn't work, but tell that to all the small-billed mallards out there.
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A Pondlejink stand. After a bracing ride across the foofens on a hairy legged wobbletusk, you should always thouroughly dry your Pondlejink (and change your trousers)lest you get the collywobbles and prake the wootlehatch.
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it is a giant condom maker, u put a bin bag over the top, get some hair spray or somethin similar, spray that over it, leave for a few hours, and hey presto, theres ur giant condom ready for use!!!
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