Zombies Cannot Swim

If you needed an excuse to buy a boat, this is probably the best one. Insurance against the zombie apocalypse is just common sense. Link -via Alltop


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Depends. Fulci zombies can walk on the bottom of the body of water. IRL - a corpse will float as long as it continues to decompose. Sometimes they will make a big "burp" and then sink. But they will come back up as soon as more gasses are released during the decomposition. So if they are still a zombie and they do have coordination, they can probably do like a float and swim kind of deal. If you have a boat, just make sure the zombies floating by don't have arms.
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A Ftationary Penny-Farthing Ftand for the taking of exercife. Ladies were difcouraged from ufing fuch a crude method of exertion to control their weight. Twas fandelous!

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(not kidding) It actually looks like an old boot scraper. When people road horses in town, the roads would be full of droppings. Consequently, boot scrapers were placed at the front door, next to the mat. This way you wouldn't stomp the droppings into the mat when wiping your feet on it.

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Verily, 'tis a medieval taco holder. Yea, indeed there were tacos in ancient times, delicious treats filled with bits of roasted ptarmigan and shredded dandelion greens. Yummeth.

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