Educational Video: How to Eat a Watermelon Correctly


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Tom Willett is a renowned expert on the proper consumption of watermelons. He's spent a lifetime studying the subject and would now like to pass on the results of his painstaking research.

First off, put away that fork. You need a spoon. Willett warns us:

The Fork Cartel many years ago sort of brainwashed people into thinking they're supposed to eat a watermelon with a fork just in an attempt to sell forks.

It's true. And there's more. Willett lays out the complex but optimal process for eating a watermelon, including the use of two secret ingredients and an engineering principle discovered by Archimedes.

Watch, learn and be thankful.

-via American Digest


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Watermelons are the classic summer fruit in my country (Greece) but nobody eats half a watermelon. It's too much. Normally just a slice and that requires a fork and knife. I would also suggest eating watermelon with bread and feta cheese. Delicious!
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Connecting the northeast hole with the southeast hole creating a watermelon tunnel was pure genius. He is an artful connoisseur of watermelon consumption. Please note I am using a hoity toity voice while swirling my imaginary mustache.

I gagged a little at the thought the of watermelon, peanut butter and marshmallow mash up. I know people have their own quirky tastes, but... gross out. :P
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