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"Midget Revenge Is The Only Form of Revenge That Works These Days"

There's a thin line between love and hate, and right at that line is this strange but true story of how a South African man is looking to hire a midget to kick his ex-girlfriend in the shin:

“I was recently dumped and require the services of a midget to go and kick my ex-girlfriend in the shins whilst she is at work,” reads Brett’s bizarre Gumtree advert.

“All you need to do is go into the shop, kick her once (not too hard) in the shin, and leave. I’ll supply all the details needed if you are hired.”

He adds that a friend requires a midget to do flick-flacks and breathe fire at their wedding.

During a phone interview with The Star on Thursday, Brett seemed appalled at the suggestion that his advert might be a joke.

“I clearly took it out because I want my ex-girlfriend to be kicked in the shins,” he said. “Midget revenge is the only form of revenge that works these days.”

One thing's for sure: there's no shortage of work for little people. Link


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