Ouch that hurts: according to Twitter user @FutureExBanker (whose Twitter account has since disappeared), his "jerk boss tips exactly 1% because he loathes the 99%."

Bonus 1: The boss, a banker at a major bank, told the waitress to "get a real job."
Bonus 2: He even rounded down instead of up!

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Update 2/29/12 - We can all put down the pitch forks, folks. It's a hoax.