I'm sure you've all been taught the proper way to perform CPR by now, but where's the fun in that? Sure, you might end up saving a life, but then what-a certificate of commendation, a handshake, a smile? LAME.
This chart shows you how not to perform CPR, and I think this should become the new approach to assisting those whose life is quickly fading away. I mean, look at number 6-Picture Life Together, are you really going to get a life partner, imaginary or not, out of regular boring old CPR?
And if the person dies while in your care, you're left with free Capri-Sun, instead of some pain in the neck lawsuit, so either way it's a win-win situation. Being inept can have it's perks...
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This link is the shorter version but there's a longer one on youtube too
http://youtu.be/JR0aZX1_TD8
As a circumcised man, that is something I can never experience and enjoy. My two boys, on the other hand, are whole. I'll leave it up to them if they want to be circumcised later on.