Backscratcher Pen - $12.95

This is a dog eat dog world. Long gone are the days of you scratch my back and I will scratch your back.

Not to worry, the NeatoShop has your back!  With the Backscratcher Pen you can scratch you own back.

With the Backscratcher Pen from the NeatoShop you can revel in your new found freedom from itchiness.  You are independent, strong, and satisfied.

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