The Swingline 747 Business Stapler

Big Legal Brain offers a review of the Swingline 747 Business Stapler as it performs the tasks it is actually used for in offices all over the world.
For added functionality, I tried hammering a nail into the wall using the butt end of the Swingline 747. Unlike the Stanley Bostich desktop stapler we tested in the past, the Swingline held up well to the hammering. A rubber non-skid membrane on the bottom, however, took a little bit of damage from the nail. Otherwise, a few swift hits and the nail went in smoothly.

For shooting staples across the room, the Swingline really has limited utility and pales in comparison to more powerful staplers, such as the Stanley Sharpshooter Heavy Duty Staple Gun, which packs some real punch.  To test the Swingline, Amy and Ninja Dog ran across the room quickly while I tried to hit them with staples shot from the stapler. I managed to hit them only 30 percent of the time, far less than the 78 percent accuracy rate we registered with the Stanley staple gun we tested last winter. But if your practice does not involve shooting staples at your colleagues or support staff, the Swingline should work just fine.

Link -via Breakfast Links

Newest 4
Newest 4 Comments

The Lowering the Bar Blog has an excellent rebuttal to the Big Legal Brain post.

http://www.loweringthebar.net/2011/02/in-defense-of-the-swingline-747.html
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
One big advantage to the Swingline 747 not mentioned here is that it does indeed look like a phone when you open it wide, place it to your ear and pretend to talk.
Abusive comment hidden. (Show it anyway.)
Commenting is closed.





Check out Twaggies' first animated clip:

Grammar Nazi's Rock? Twaggies by twaggies
Email This Post to a Friend
"The Swingline 747 Business Stapler"

Separate multiple emails with a comma. Limit 5.

 

Success! Your email has been sent!

close window