Ninja vs. Plastic Bottles

By The Dude in Video Clips, Weapons & War on Feb 8, 2011 at 10:19 pm

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You talkin’ to me, bottles? You must be talkin’ to me, I don’t see any other badass hardcore ninjas in my back yard! You want some of this?!?

I remember the first Samurai sword I got. I went around slicing up everything that came into my eye sight including people. But my Samurai sword was made out of plastic. But this guy, dressed up like Snake Eyes, is like a 10 year old kid on Christmas who just got a real samurai sword. So what does he do with it? He goes ballistic on a bunch of plastic bottles brutally destroying them. What would make this even more awesome is if the plastc bottle actually fought back!

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  1. Jim Hubbard
    Feb 9th, 2011 at 1:43 am

    Oh great…another school kid waiting to explode.

    He’d do better with the sword if he used it to cut the grass by the house starting around 3:50.

  2. Matt
    Feb 9th, 2011 at 5:11 am

    Star Wars Kid, you have been replaced…

  3. vikter
    Feb 9th, 2011 at 5:30 am

    The rainbow skittles handle wrap makes the ninja outfit complete!

  4. Torben BoP
    Feb 9th, 2011 at 9:08 am

    Im with Jim on this one, could be a matter of time before he feels a need to try out his skills on real people.

  5. Will L
    Feb 9th, 2011 at 10:59 am

    @vikter: Agreed. All ninjas should Bedazzle their gear.

    If he’s a biker, I get most of the gear; but why the average non-SEAL needs a tactical cargo vest, I don’t get.

  6. horned_one24
    Feb 9th, 2011 at 11:15 am

    “Oh great…another school kid waiting to explode.” Please tell me that you are being sarcastic. You cant really be that stupid.

  7. Ruben
    Feb 9th, 2011 at 1:09 pm

    Anyone who’s familiar with sword arts would probably appreciate the level of skill displayed here. Those cuts and motions take years to master. The bottles may seem laughable to some, but they’re an inexpensive way to simulate actual flesh. Personally, though, I find the whole agro modern ninja persona a little over the top! Now, the modern relevancy of these skills is a whole other topic of discussion….

  8. Edward
    Feb 9th, 2011 at 3:03 pm

    To emphasize Ruben’s point: It is almost impossible to cut completely through a one gallon bottle of water without dislodging its bottom. The marital artist does it multiple times and then show us that the bottles are not attached at the base. He cuts through one bottle and leaves one inches away untouched. He has a bit more trouble with the half gallon ones.

  9. Vonskippy
    Feb 9th, 2011 at 4:36 pm

    But what did the bottles ever do to mr ninja to deserve such harsh treatment?

  10. Mouserz
    Feb 10th, 2011 at 4:00 am

    He sure showed those plastic bottles who the boss is.

  11. Briannana
    Feb 10th, 2011 at 6:51 am

    Well, from knowing several survivalist types, the dude is probably preparing for a zombie outbreak, in which case, his ass ain’t getting bit. And he is quite handy with that blade. Being a guy who has spent lots of time practicing kenjutsu, I can say you wouldn’t probably want to square off against him.

  12. Bryn
    Feb 11th, 2011 at 2:20 am

    @Ruben @Edward
    Yep, Ninja man knows how to wield the blade, but he is not using a ninja-to sword though. It looks like the blade is custom forged since it looks thinner than the standard katana, but with an appropriate length. His taisabaki motion suggests he might have attended a few years of some ninjutsu school, still needs some polishing though.


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