Ever since BK's titular mascot, the Burger King himself, returned to commercials a few years ago, much has been made of how very creepy he is. But see, that's nothing. Wait until you get a load of his sidekick, Sir Shake-A-Lot.
This Burger King commercial from 1980 falls into the “what the **** were they thinking?” category. Sir-Shake-A-Lot shimmies like a speedfreak after snorting a line of crystal meth the length of John Holmes’ blue-veined-blood-bomber. Sir Shake needs some Thorazine, quick! The dude is fried.