Johnny Depp

Filmmaker Tim Burton wrote a poem about his frequent casting choice Johnny Depp. He also illustrated it! Link

Filmmaker Tim Burton wrote a poem about his frequent casting choice Johnny Depp. He also illustrated it! Link
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawnnnnnn.
Next time let your ghost writers handle it Tim.
This just in: a bad poem from 1991.
It has a ring of an in-joke to it. Otherwise, the last bit makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.
One would hope his writing has improved over the last 20 years, although he can’t seem to progress in his filmmaking.
Did you see that Tim Burton movie that had the crooked doorways and the striped leggings?
You know, people in Hollywood are so full of themselves. They go and make films to be famous and then bitch when they get famous. Oh, poor Johnny Depp has millions of dollars and everyone loves him.
Ya’ll realize this is Tim Burton telling Johnny Depp he costs too much in the most passive aggressive way possible, right?

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