How to Start a Fire Using Only IKEA Products
We've all contemplated that nightmare scenario: you're trapped in an IKEA store after closing, the cold of winter is seeping into your bones, and worst of all, a pack timber wolves is starting to circle around you. You need to start a fire now. But how? This video by Vimeo user Helmet tells you how to start a fire with nothing more than the products you can find in an IKEA store.
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Step 1: Walk calmly to restaurant area
Step 2: Turn on stove which will most likely automatically ignite via an electric spark
Step 3: Find a pan and enjoy some Swedish meatballs
Wait, IKEA is Swedish. Drat.
Alejo