How to Start a Fire Using Only IKEA Products

By John Farrier in Video Clips on Sep 6, 2010 at 12:49 pm

We’ve all contemplated that nightmare scenario: you’re trapped in an IKEA store after closing, the cold of winter is seeping into your bones, and worst of all, a pack timber wolves is starting to circle around you. You need to start a fire now. But how? This video by Vimeo user Helmet tells you how to start a fire with nothing more than the products you can find in an IKEA store.

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Tags: fire, IKEA, survival

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Lenina
Sep 6th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
Or you could just use a candle lighter. Found in the candle section.
Or you could break into the kitchen, which I’m sure would have some sort of fire starting implement.
Just sayin’
Herzog
Sep 6th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
Shouldn’t it have a name like FLÂME or FÏRE?
N F
Sep 6th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
…. how to start a fire with nothing but the materials needed to start a fire.
calittle
Sep 6th, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Wonder what sort of chemicals will be released from burning the IKEA “wood”.
Christophe
Sep 6th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
he used BÂND-AÏD too.
AlejoHausner
Sep 7th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Reminds me of the Beatles: “so, I lit a fire, isn’t it good, Norwegian wood”.

Wait, IKEA is Swedish. Drat.

Alejo
renderanything
Sep 7th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
How to start a fire in an IKEA store:

Step 1: Walk calmly to restaurant area
Step 2: Turn on stove which will most likely automatically ignite via an electric spark
Step 3: Find a pan and enjoy some Swedish meatballs
hayley
Sep 8th, 2010 at 11:16 am
the kind of thing one should know in a zombie apocalypse
monkey_town
Sep 10th, 2010 at 1:32 am
hayley, that is EXACTLY what I was thinking.
duy
Dec 15th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
tee hee hee… Is that a tribute to Fight Club??? tyler durden used a gas stove and a refrigerator

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