Anything is better if it's made with bacon, put in a can, or called "tactical". Hence the Candwich, which is either a peanut butter & jelly sandwich or chicken sandwich. In a can.
The company has gained public attention due to a Securities and Exchange Commission investigation into a money manager's allegedly fraudulent activities, some of which were invested in Mark One Foods, the company that owns Candwich.
In the meantime, Candwich is still on hold and, sadly, not yet available consumers.
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