Cat Lassie Is Unconcerned with Your Suffering
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Why was Lassie made with a dog rather than a cat? Because Timmy would have died in the first episode otherwise.
This is allegedly a sketch from a short-lived comedy show called The Downer Channel.
via Nerdcore
Perfect.
We all know in real life that by night fall the cat would have been eating the face off the kid.