Gadget Sprays Noxious Odor Whenever You Type Swear Words

Dumbest idea EVER!!!!!

The people who invented this are the same people who would give a fuck.

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Fuck that.

Obviously the only real use for this would be for parents who want to stop their Meddlesome Kids from using Bad Words On That Internet, since I can’t imagine anybody wanting to use this to self-monitor their curse output.

And, well, it’s very obviously a waste of time – Why can’t we just have a program that monitors keystrokes and, upon detecting a dirty word, play a short buzzer – or better yet, enter enough backspace keystrokes for you to remove the offending term?

It would be far cheaper – the coding would be almost identical but there would be no hardware – and if you bury it with administrative privileges, it’ll be far less tempting to disable it then it will be to unplug the danged stinkdongle from your computer and eliminate those smells. As an added bonus, it doesn’t make the room completely unusable by everybody else, and it can never need refill cartridges!

Personally, I’d label this one far less “neat” than “stupid”.

I don’t know about this. Sometimes I’ve accidentally typed the word “shit” instead of “shirt.”

What the hell?

If I’m engaging in conversation with someone who has an education above a 5th grade level, I can be far more insulting when I’m forced not to use the traditional “swear” words.

Huh. I wonder if it would punish me for “douchecanoe”.