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Online Dating Ghostwriter

So you've met a nice girl online. Or rather, you've seen her profile on a dating website. But you're not sure how to impress her. Solution: hire Max Hartshorn, a professional online dating ghostwriter who will tell you what to write in order to impress her.

Hartshorn is a hired gun, ghostwriting correspondence on behalf of single men unwilling, too busy or too inept to do it themselves. His online dating is done on commission for Virtual Dating Assistants, one of the first full-scale Internet-dating outsourcing companies. For $600, Virtual Dating Assistants guarantees clients two dates a month; the "executive service" package promises five dates a month for $1,200.

"I get paid for each woman who writes back positively," explains the modern-day Cyrano de Bergerac. "It's very analogous to sales . . . like a cold-caller or a telemarketer."


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Hm, sounds familiar... I "met" this guy on okcupid once who had this really witty profile. In person he was as interesting as Melba toast and wouldn't stop talking about Star Trek.

It was rather awkward.
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Dear Sir/Madam,

We are one of the pioneer link building company based in India.

Over the past we have served several online dating sites in term of link building which is one of the ultimate factor for rankings.

We provide quality and PR+links for all sorts of dating, matrimonials, friendship sites. (Opposite Sex, Gay as well as Lesbian theme)

We are highly competitive in terms of pricing and focus on quality.

Let us know if we can help you with the link building.

(If required we can send you the campaign reports which we did for our dating clients)

Regards

Rocky
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Explains a lot of "one date" wonders I met over the internet that were psycho, a total bore or just not what they seemed when I met them in person.
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