Bird Feeder is a Fake Speed Camera

By Alex in Auto & Transportation, Crime & Law on Feb 21, 2010 at 7:41 pm

Tired of seeing motorists speed through his neighborhood, retired police officer Bill Angus decided to do something clever: he put a bird feeder shaped like a speed camera at the edge of his property facing the road. And it works!

Since the bright yellow box – pictured right – went up, the number of drivers doing 60mph through the 30mph zone has come down. Mr Angus insists – without so much as a hint of a smile – that the effect on speeders is no more than a happy coincidence.

‘Why does everyone think it’s a fake speed camera?’ he asked. ‘It’s a bird box and has been designed this way to stop people stealing it. It’s a bright colour, too, to attract the blue tits and finches. ‘Since I have put it up, the traffic is keeping to 30mph. If people want to think it is a camera, that is a matter for themselves.’ [...]

Mr Angus said the domes on either side of his bird box were fake camera lenses to deter thieves, and the lamp on the front, which looks like a camera flash, was part of an old torch he used to plug a hole he ‘accidentally’ made.

He added: ‘I’d been reading that people should put up bird boxes because of the cold winter. I’m a bit shocked people think it’s a camera.’

Police added that there’s no law against putting up “fake” speed cameras on private property: Link


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  1. Juice
    Feb 21st, 2010 at 11:54 pm

    If a fake (something) embarrassed or PO’d cops in some way, you can bet they’d find some reason to say that its illegal.

  2. LunarFeller
    Feb 22nd, 2010 at 12:02 am

    Once there is no way to escape getting speeding tickets, no one will speed. Then there will be no more income to the local police. Then there will have to be new laws along the lines of “No white autos allowed to drive on Tuesdays” etc…

  3. VonSkippy
    Feb 22nd, 2010 at 2:05 am

    Who doesn’t want to “attract the blue tits”?

  4. Skipweasel
    Feb 22nd, 2010 at 3:11 am

    Some years ago a British court told the police that if they habitually stood on the roadside wearing a builder’s vis-vest with a sailor’s cap on while pointing hairdriers at passing motorists then indeed he would convict a resident of impersonating a police officer. Until then the accused could carry on slowing down the traffic through his village in the way he had been.

    My dad and his neighbours used to keep three old bangers which they parked on alternate sides of the road so that traffic had to slow down to negotiate them. The police didn’t like it but there wasn’t a thing they could do about it – parking sensibly on a 30mph road in a way that stops busses doing 50mph isn’t a crime, it appears.

  5. Larfin Jackarse
    Feb 22nd, 2010 at 4:01 am

    It is cold in England. Blue tits need to be warm too. A nice warm box is just what we all need.

    (cue Mr. Hill).

  6. Norwegian Blue
    Feb 22nd, 2010 at 4:59 am

    Anybody who falls for a fake speed camera where there are no road markings is as stupid as the man who believes fake speed cameras have any effect.

  7. kingthorin
    Feb 22nd, 2010 at 10:28 am

    It’s funny when people quote text and render it incorrect…”pictured right”…..uh wait :D

    Although it’s also kind of silly for writers/publishers who use the web to associate any such directionality with their articles. What happens in a few months when the website gets a face lift? I’d hate to be the guy that has to go through all the content and replace “pictured right” with “pictured left”. Why not just say “pictured here” to start with?

  8. Skipweasel
    Feb 22nd, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    Norwegian Blue – many of the camera boxes are empty, but people still slow down for them. They swap the innards around between a corps of cabinets.

  9. renderanything
    Feb 22nd, 2010 at 10:51 pm

    How long until his plan backfires and birds start attacking real speed cameras expecting to find food inside?

  10. Inurass
    Feb 23rd, 2010 at 10:36 pm

    Stupid moron… somebody ought to take action and exterminate such primitve genes!!!
    DIE MORON!!!


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