Forget the Neatorama redesign – that was nothing compared to this beauty.
Yes, you’ve found it at last … Behold, the world’s most beautiful website. No, it’s not a joke – it’s the website of an actual store called Yvette’s in Panama City, Florida.
Link (For the full effect, you should turn up your computer’s speaker.)
Now wasn’t that awesome? Why, you’re welcome.
Johnny Cat
I like the subdued atmosphere and minimalist color schemes. Very classy!
mastadon6
I love the nights templar information in the top left hand corner of http://yvettesbridalformal.com/indysay1.html … i suppose this can be considered art now right?
Obed
Holy crap. I was lost for a second, but not anymore! Good thing Yvette made her own custom map. http://yvettesbridalformal.com/vettemap1.html
Average Jane
That’s pretty good, but my sentimental favorite is still http://www.sparksfleamarket.com/index.htm
K!P
if only it would load at 14,4k speeds it would make the flashback complete.
astrodex
Is that a representation of how you will look once they have dressed you for the prom?
ixat
I now have pink and blue spots burnt into my retina.
You can’t say they didn’t go all-out… the Vivaldi track on the front page is the cherry on the cake.
P.S. Liking HelloPresto and K!P’s comments.
hedwig
Wow! I had fun scrolling fast to get ahead of that annoying little critter that roams the edges… heh heh
ps- nice look here on Neatorama!
aging hipster
That was a labyrinth of treasure! Recipes! History of portrait painting! Mary Kay!
Man – I fear Yvette has not seen the website that Sean Terrence Best has created for himself, er, I mean her shop.
Merkuti01
I live in Panama City and I’m just so proud that we can claim this as our own. Now I’m going to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. Thanks, Yvette.
bish plz
http://yvettesbridalformal.com/sumwint.html
This. There are no words.
Xinavera
I thought Geocities was taken down! Glad to see it lives on in infamy.
realgrim
It HAS to be a joke, don’t you think? How could it not be a joke? How do we know?
Jill
Nothing blatant commercialism…thanks Neatorama. Next time I want to be annoyed, I’ll just click on a banner ad instead.
Jill
Why is Neatorama posting free ads for people?
Like I said above…
Neatorama, you can CHARGE and run banner ads…and make more money.
Jill
Color me... GORGEOUS
Wow. I wasn’t going to look, but then I did. I will never be the same. Did anyone else click on the links to, say, “read an composition”? Astounding! You’ve got to give her credit, though; she’s enthusiastic, energetic, and speaks un poquito espanol… and maybe French, Russian, Korean, Chinese and Japanese.
Jimmy Sparks
This site is just as pretty, but a whole lotta more disturbing.
anotherguy
Well, at least the HTML is properly formatted and indented.
That’s a start.
Necronomic Recovery
Sweet.
Jesus.
I can’t believe that thing even exists. It makes Myspace look good. MYSPACE!
And Miss Cellania’s links were just as bad!
Louis de Bont
Looks like the old website for Chicks On Speed, so this is pretty avant garde, actually.
weazeypeasey
I agree with Necronomic Recovery. This website made me miss Myspace.
dooflotchie
Good lord. Anyone who designs a website like that needs to be hit over the head with a keyboard. Repeatedly.
Dragonflye
What the hell does this mean?
“a thousand and one thanks to the young woman who loves the NightQueen, Antressa the Theophlosser!!”
Is that code for something?
renderanything
My personal favorite among all the MS Paint drawings? The map to their store, the one drawn with a mouse in Paint, in pink and purple with mouse written street names. Wow.
Skipweasel
Jimmy Sparks, what on earth is he wearing here?
http://www.georgehutchins.com/index.64.jpg
chris mathers
lol I know where this place is. I hate living in Panama City so much. This only adds to the shame.
Heath
JEEZUS!
It’s like the Microsoft Publisher Fairy took a dump on a server.
ted
Did you ever think that maybe it was intentional?
It certainly got noticed.
Arachnea
Try e-mailing them to tell them they should update their website. Go on. Do it. I dare you. In fact – when you get a response, before you start reading, put yourself on cam and record it for YouTube.
The website is done intentionally to hide them from galactic Space Aliens that are trying to steal Earths magic.
I am not even close to joking.
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