The Future of the Internet Is Here, Ladies and Gentlemen! - Neatorama

Forget the Neatorama redesign - that was nothing compared to this beauty.

Yes, you've found it at last ... Behold, the world's most beautiful website. No, it's not a joke - it's the website of an actual store called Yvette's in Panama City, Florida.

http://yvettesbridalformal.com/index.htm (For the full effect, you should turn up your computer's speaker.)

Now wasn't that awesome? Why, you're welcome.

I like the subdued atmosphere and minimalist color schemes. Very classy!

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Thanx, my eyes are now bleeding.

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Ow ow ow ow ow OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW

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i enjoy the tiled background most of all.

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It doesn't play sound for me; what's it supposed to do?

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I love the nights templar information in the top left hand corner of http://yvettesbridalformal.com/indysay1.html ... i suppose this can be considered art now right?

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What is seen can never be unseen. Thanks Neatorama! :)

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Holy crap. I was lost for a second, but not anymore! Good thing Yvette made her own custom map. http://yvettesbridalformal.com/vettemap1.html

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Sweet Jesus, it's like someone puked up the 90s.

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All I can say is Wow...

just...

Wow!

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I like HelloPesto's comment

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That's pretty good, but my sentimental favorite is still http://www.sparksfleamarket.com/index.htm

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if only it would load at 14,4k speeds it would make the flashback complete.

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Is that a representation of how you will look once they have dressed you for the prom?

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I now have pink and blue spots burnt into my retina.

You can't say they didn't go all-out... the Vivaldi track on the front page is the cherry on the cake.

P.S. Liking HelloPresto and K!P's comments.

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I have a list of these somewhere. Here are a couple more:

http://www.havenworks.com/

http://hosanna1.com/

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Wow! I had fun scrolling fast to get ahead of that annoying little critter that roams the edges... heh heh
ps- nice look here on Neatorama!

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uh oh bandwidth exceeded. Thank neatorama

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That was a labyrinth of treasure! Recipes! History of portrait painting! Mary Kay!
Man - I fear Yvette has not seen the website that Sean Terrence Best has created for himself, er, I mean her shop.

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I live in Panama City and I'm just so proud that we can claim this as our own. Now I'm going to the kitchen to hack my head off with a big knife. Thanks, Yvette.

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http://yvettesbridalformal.com/sumwint.html

This. There are no words.

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I thought Geocities was taken down! Glad to see it lives on in infamy.

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It HAS to be a joke, don't you think? How could it not be a joke? How do we know?

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Mmm, retina damage. Yummy.

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I almost had a seizure :(

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Nothing blatant commercialism...thanks Neatorama. Next time I want to be annoyed, I'll just click on a banner ad instead.

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@bish - You found gold (and a convenient like to tuxedos!)

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Why is Neatorama posting free ads for people?

Like I said above...

Neatorama, you can CHARGE and run banner ads...and make more money.

Jill

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I'm sort of partial to this website. Protect your retinas.

http://www.thebigfeedblog.com

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Wow. I wasn't going to look, but then I did. I will never be the same. Did anyone else click on the links to, say, "read an composition"? Astounding! You've got to give her credit, though; she's enthusiastic, energetic, and speaks un poquito espanol... and maybe French, Russian, Korean, Chinese and Japanese.

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This site is just as pretty, but a whole lotta more disturbing.

http://www.georgehutchins.com/

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Dunno, but it screams HOAX to me...

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Well, at least the HTML is properly formatted and indented.

That's a start.

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And don't forget! Yvette's does (really horrible) portraits!

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Sweet.
Jesus.

I can't believe that thing even exists. It makes Myspace look good. MYSPACE!

And Miss Cellania's links were just as bad!

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What happens when the mentally challenged and HTML get together.

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Looks like the old website for Chicks On Speed, so this is pretty avant garde, actually.

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I agree with Necronomic Recovery. This website made me miss Myspace.

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Good lord. Anyone who designs a website like that needs to be hit over the head with a keyboard. Repeatedly.

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What the hell does this mean?

"a thousand and one thanks to the young woman who loves the NightQueen, Antressa the Theophlosser!!"

Is that code for something?

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In Florida. No surprise.

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My personal favorite among all the MS Paint drawings? The map to their store, the one drawn with a mouse in Paint, in pink and purple with mouse written street names. Wow.

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Jimmy Sparks, what on earth is he wearing here?
http://www.georgehutchins.com/index.64.jpg

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lol I know where this place is. I hate living in Panama City so much. This only adds to the shame.

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Now we know that the spirit of geocities will live on for eternity!

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JEEZUS!

It's like the Microsoft Publisher Fairy took a dump on a server.

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Did you ever think that maybe it was intentional?

It certainly got noticed.

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Try e-mailing them to tell them they should update their website. Go on. Do it. I dare you. In fact - when you get a response, before you start reading, put yourself on cam and record it for YouTube.

The website is done intentionally to hide them from galactic Space Aliens that are trying to steal Earths magic.

I am not even close to joking.

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