Vodka Soon Available in Pill Form

A researcher at a Russian university has developed a powdered form of alcohol that will soon make the consumption of vodka more convenient. From The Times of India:

Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

“Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage.


Verily, we live in an age of medical wonders.

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/home/science/Now-vodka-that-comes-in-a-pill/articleshow/5282435.cms via Geekologie | Image: US Department of State (not the pills in question)

And I understand that:

“Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate the exact required dosage.
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It seems like this could lead more easily to alchoholic related deaths. It seems like this could lead more easily to alchoholic related deaths.

Despite that I would love to be able to predict my buzz. Too many times i end up drinking more BECAUSE I am buzzed. Despite that I would love to be able to predict my buzz. Too many times i end up drinking more BECAUSE I am buzzed.
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Wow! are they working on gasoline pills to?
And how about water in pill form?
And OIL! that would be so easy! Just drop a couple pills in the oil fill and be Done! Plus I'll bet it would be easy to get the old oil out too just pull the drain plug and the dust would pour out. No more messy spills!

Morons
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" "Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag."

.....Ehhhhhhhhh..... So...? Isn't that done also with the wet type when in bottle........?
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Excellent, I'll save these for my airplane trips when a toddler is screaming his head off, starting a chain reaction with all the others on the flight.
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This strikes me as very dubious.

It's unlikely that you can increase ethanol's density significantly by combining it with other things - even if you can it's not going to be by much. More likely it'll bulk it up considerably.

So - a 35ml "single" measure of 40% vodka will have 14ml of ethanol in it. That's around three teaspoonfuls even if it's 1:1 bulk when "dried". That's a bulky pill.
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I'm afraid "Smarterthanyou" is correct. It has the sound of "gasoline pills" and other such scams. There is no way to make such a thing work. It reminds me of the idea that one can repeatedly use PKZip to compress a file until it is only one byte long.

I am disappointed that the Times of India ran such a story.
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JH's corpse. Wish I could remember where I saw it (New Scientist possibly) but read somewhere lately that there is very little actual hard chemical evidence of drink spiking happening at all.
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Ouote: "Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage.

Yeah, right! Pills in party environments are known for good calculability.
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Things I see in the near future of dry alcohol:

Certain people being drunk all the time.

People being more drunk while partying.

People getting drunk way too fast.

More people getting laid.

The price of real alcohol plumetting.

No barf in bathrooms.
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"The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer."

LOL, looks like the OP has already been using them!
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