Vodka Soon Available in Pill Form

A researcher at a Russian university has developed a powdered form of alcohol that will soon make the consumption of vodka more convenient. From The Times of India:

Russian professor Evgeny Moskalev of Saint Petersburg Technological University has evolved a technique that allows turning alcohol into powder and packing it in pills. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer.

“Dry” vodka can be wrapped in paper and carried around in a pocket or a bag. Vodka in form of a pill would come handy at parties when “consumers” would be able to calculate their exact required dosage.


Verily, we live in an age of medical wonders.

Link via Geekologie | Image: US Department of State (not the pills in question)

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"The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer. The new technique can solidify any kind of alcohol, including whisky, cognac, wine and beer."

LOL, looks like the OP has already been using them!
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Things I see in the near future of dry alcohol:

Certain people being drunk all the time.

People being more drunk while partying.

People getting drunk way too fast.

More people getting laid.

The price of real alcohol plumetting.

No barf in bathrooms.
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