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The Worst Disguise Ever: The Permanent Marker Disguise

By Alex in Crime & Law on Oct 30, 2009 at 4:20 am


This has got to be the worst disguise ever: Carroll, Iowa police apprehended two men who decided to color their faces with permanent marker in order to disguise themselves!

Police received a call Friday night that two men with hooded sweatshirts and painted faces had tried to break into a man’s home in Carroll, Iowa.

When police stopped a vehicle matching the caller’s description blocks away, they were stunned by the men’s disguises.

There were no ski masks or stockings pulled over their heads; instead, Matthew Allan McNelly, 23, and Joey Lee Miller, 20, streaked their faces with permanent black marker.

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  1. Tim Giachetti
    Oct 30th, 2009 at 7:48 am

    I hear Banjos playing.

    Deliverance much?

    LOL this is just too funny.

  2. angstrom
    Oct 30th, 2009 at 8:49 am

    ah, crack cocaine, is there anything you can't do?

  3. Foreigner1
    Oct 30th, 2009 at 8:56 am

    Stupid I tóld ya we should've used that can of dark spraypaint instead!!!!

    :lol:

  4. The connaisseur
    Oct 30th, 2009 at 9:35 am

    @ angstrom

    Instead of Crack maybe you should of written Meth.

    Crack is way too 'old school' for them bumpkins.

  5. Frau
    Oct 31st, 2009 at 1:14 pm

    I like how the one guy put a little effort into it. Looks sort of like Batman's mask.

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