They're Alive: Real Scientific Reasons to Believe in Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies

Posted by Alex in Mentalfloss, Paranormal, Science & Tech on October 23, 2009 at 4:32 pm



Dracula vs. Cujo

One dark and stormy evening, Spanish neurologist Juan Gomez-Alonso was watching a vampire movie when he realized something strange; he noticed that vampires behave an awful lot like people with rabies. The virus attacks the central nervous system, altering the moods and behaviors of those infected. Sufferers become agitated and demented, and, much like vampires, their moods can turn violent.

Rabies has several more vampire-like symptoms. It can cause insomnia, which explains the nocturnal portion of the legend. People with rabies also suffer from muscular spasms, which can lead them to spit up blood. What’s stunning is the fact that these spasms are triggered by bright lights, water, mirrors, and strong smells, such as the scent of garlic. (Sound Familiar?)

After watching the Dracula movies a few more times, Dr. Gomez Alonso felt compelled to continue studying vampire folklore and the medical history of rabies. Eventually, he discovered an even more profound connection between the two phenomena: Vampires stories became prominent in Europe at exactly the same time certain areas were experiencing rabies outbreaks. This was particularly true in Hungary between 1721 and 1728, when an epidemic plagued dogs, wolves, and humans and left the country in ruins. Gomez-Alonso theorized that rabies actually inspired the vampire legend, and his research was published by the distinguished medical journal Neurology in 1998.

The Madness Of King George

Dr. Gomez-Alonso wasn’t the first scientist who tried to pin vampirism to a real illness. In 1985, Canadian biochemist David Dolphin proposed a link between vampires and porphyria- a rare, chronic blood disorder characterized by the irregular production of heme, an iron-rich pigment found in blood. The disorder can cause seizures, trances, and hallucinations that last for days or weeks. As a result, people with porphyria often go insane. (Britain’s Kin George III, the one who inspired our founding fathers to start their own country, is thought to have suffered from it.) Porphyria sufferers also experience extreme sensitivity to light, suffering blisters and burns when their skin is exposed to the sun. Another symptom of porphyria is an intolerance to sulfur in foods. Which food contains a lot of sulfur? That’s right, garlic.

Teenage Werewolf

In addition to explaining away vampires, medicine also has some answers for werewolves and zombies. In The Werewolf Delusion (1979), Ian Woodward explains that rabies may have also inspired the werewolf myth. Rabies is transmitted through biting, and the dementia and aggression of late-stage rabies can make people behave like wild animals. Now, imagine that you are living in a village in medieval Europe and you see your friend get bitten by a wolf. A few weeks later, he starts foaming at the mouth, howling at the moon, and biting other villagers. Suddenly that story your grandmother told you about the Wolfman sounds like a decent explanation for what’s going on.

Dawn Of The Dead, Revisited


From: Night of the Living Dead by George A. Romero

Zombies may also be creatures of science, at least according to Costas J. Efthimiou, a physicist at the University of Central Florida. In 2006, he attempted to explain the mysterious case of Wilfred Doricent, a teenager who died and was buried in Haiti, only to reappear in his village more than a year later, looking and behaving like a zombie. Efthimiou concluded that Wilfred was not the victim of a curse, but of poisoning. In the waters of Haiti, there is a species of puffer fish whose liver can be made into a powder, which has the ability to make a person appear dead without actually killing him. Wilfred may have been poisoned with the powder and then buried alive. According to one of Dr. Efthimiou’s theories, once underground, Wilfred suffered from oxygen deprivation that damaged his brain. When the poison wore off and Wilfred woke up, he clawed his way out of the grave. (Graves tend to be shallow in Haiti.) Brain-damaged, he wandered the countryside for months until he ended up back in his village.

After Dr. Efthimiou published his explanation of the case, Dr. Roger Mallory, a neurologist at the Haitian Medical Society did an MRI scan of Wilfred’s brain. Although the results were inconclusive, he found that Wilfred’s brain was damaged in a way that was consistent with oxygen deprivation. It would seem that zombification is nothing more than skillful poisoning.

The article above, written by Matt Soniak, appeared in Scatterbrained section of the Mar - Apr 2009 issue of mental_floss magazine (the excellent "The 25 Most Powerful Books of the Past 25 Years " issue). It is reprinted here with permission.

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11 comments to "They're Alive: Real Scientific Reasons to Believe in Vampires, Werewolves, and Zombies"

  1. edc3
    October 24th, 2009 at 12:20 pm

    hipster idiot net sheep, proclaiming zombies, werewolves and vampires are real when they aren't, and God as not real, when God is.

  2. Mouserz
    October 24th, 2009 at 6:21 pm

    Hahaha edc3 is funny

  3. Gauldar
    October 25th, 2009 at 11:36 am

    This reminds me of a Neatorama post which didn't make it past the Upcoming Queue. I remembered it, because I found it interesting. What edc3 doesn't realize, is that the folk lore references have possible ties to medical ailments to explain what our ancestors could not. But I do agree with edc3, there are people today still believe in nonsensical invisible beings without a shred of proof other then pointing towards a story book or assuming they are right without the need to backup their opinion.

    http://www.neatorama.com/upcoming/post/Wet-Brain-Zombie-Infection-Link ed-to-Alcoholism

  4. Woogie
    October 26th, 2009 at 12:36 am

    God is about as real as the fairies dancing on your head right now.

    Religion is a mental illness.

  5. porcupine
    October 26th, 2009 at 9:04 am

    Well, religion isn't really a mental illness. I don't care if you do believe or not because that does not concern me.

    Truth is, religion serves a very important sociological and psychological function. After all, religion helps to regulate behaviour while also providing emotional and spiritual support to those who need it. And before you say religion has no influence on you, it probably does. All cultures have traditions and values and norms, and many of these come from religious teachings. The laws we abide in society are grounded in religion.

    Not to mention, religion is actually a very logical thing. Think about it. If you believe in God and the afterlife, and it turns out to be true, good for you. If it's not true, oh well... But if you don't believe and it's true, well, then sucks to be you.

    So the point is, our society is built on religion, even if you don't want it to be and even if you do believe that humans evolved from single-celled organisms entirely by chance, it's still more logical to believe in God.

  6. Gauldar
    October 26th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    @porcupine

    Pascal's Wager huh? Yeah, I've heard that a few times. The problem is, how do you know you have chose the right religion? What if you die, and find yourself standing in front of Satan and he says to you, "I'm so sorry, the Jews were right". There are hundreds of thousands of religions in the world are out there, so how do you know you have chosen the right one? You don't need religion to live a life as a good person, human rights and the justice system trump whatever religion has tried to accomplish.

  7. believer
    November 6th, 2009 at 4:36 pm

    I have seen and experienced things that others have as well that can only be explained by a Higher Power. I have always been one who needed proof to believe. I myself was skeptical and even trolled around hating on believers.

    Faith is about believing in something you can't see. Can't touch. Can't hear. Just on a whim, pray to God and ask God for proof of God's existence. All I can say is I did the same, and it's still a joy ride I love today.

    I for one don't believe in the many, many coincidences I've experienced and perceived on a daily basis since that prayer.

    Besides, why hate on someone for believing? Ohh, I know. Misery loves company. It's nice to know that there's life after this. When you realize that God created you out of love, you don't have to fall into that trap of, "Oh my God, I can't ever walk a perfectly straight life, so what the hay.. all that religious stuff is ancient bs anyways." God loves you, perfect or not.

    The best analogy I can make for it is like this: if I create something, I create it with love. I don't build a PC with two cards in SLI and put Win 7 on it or even a pb and j sandwich going all the while, I hate this f'n sandwich, I hate this peanut butter, I hate this jelly, etc. etc.

    The love is real, and the concept is noble enough that it's at least worth opening up your mind just a wee bit to see if hey, maybe you've been wrong all these years. Maybe there is more than meets the eye.

  8. Mouserz
    November 9th, 2009 at 5:39 pm

    You people are morons to start arguing about religion just because a troll mentioned it. This post wasn't about religion/god, if you haven't noticed yet.

  9. byron
    November 10th, 2009 at 11:06 pm

    there have been other famous accounts of"zombies" in haiti for example the case of clairvious narcisse. Another case became the basis for the book, and later the movie serpent and the rainbow. there are vague, obscure references to zombification in japanese literature also with the use of pufferfish venom, this time from the fish japanese refer to as fugu. the fish is used to make sushi, but if it isnt cut precisely, it can cause an anesthatized state that if left untreateb can lead to death.

  10. N
    November 14th, 2009 at 11:24 pm

    um, can we all just agree not to use the word hipster anymore? it has lost any meaning it might've once had

  11. AndroidBoy420
    November 21st, 2009 at 1:52 am

    If you need to conceptualize a supreme being as a big, stick wielding father-figure, here to make you behave...well, I pity you. I am capable of self-control, without the fear of punishment. I obey a strict ethical code because I believe it to be the right thing to do.
    If you don't believe in God (I hate that word) then you need to take a closer look at the universe.
    If you don't believe in the God described in the Bible I would have to agree. The contradictions are too great and the book itself has been deified to an extent that is not helpful.
    Any truly supreme being is going to be beyond our comprehension. It's experience is going to be beyond our comprehension, and hence, beyond our ability to convey in human language.
    The true route to "God" (for me) is a journey within. I try to uncover the God within me and let it shine on all. I don't try to regulate the behaviors of others based on my standards of conduct. The biggest damage religion has done is to deem it their duty to enforce God's law. A lot of people have died and suffered because of this idea...that God hates ______ (insert whatever here) and we need to put a stop to it. It's hubris squared to think like this, but a LOT of Americans do.
    I should just ex-pat already. The whole cuntry is going to the dogs.

    PS: I didn't mis-spell "country".


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