Best/Worst Professions To Date

Posted by Johnny Cat in Everything Else on October 12, 2009 at 6:05 pm


librarian-125So the gals over at Lemondrop and the guys over at Asylum each came up with a list.  What are the best professions to date, and what are the worst, regarding both men and women?

While these definitely qualify as stereotypical, the results are pretty funny; just remember that grain of salt.

Best – Librarian
She’ll be pretty smart about lots of random things, great at Googling and a good connection for free books. Bonus: say goodbye to those nasty overdue charges. Plus, everyone knows librarians are sexual dynamos waiting to explode. Right?

Worst – Singer/Entertainer
There may be potential perks if she makes it to the big-time, but it’s statistically likely she’s not very good at what she does and you’ll have twice the fibbing to do in your relationship, answering not only “How does this look?” but the frequent “Did you like my show?”

Link to Asylum.  Link to Lemondrop.


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9 comments to "Best/Worst Professions To Date"

  1. Edward
    October 12th, 2009 at 6:43 pm

    Harumph! I am dating a professional entertainer and whenever she actually finds time for me, we have a great time.

  2. John Farrier
    October 12th, 2009 at 6:52 pm

    Plus, everyone knows librarians are sexual dynamos waiting to explode. Right?

    This is absolutely true.

  3. SenorMysterioso
    October 12th, 2009 at 8:27 pm

    I wouldnt want to date a prostitute

  4. Babycakes
    October 13th, 2009 at 12:24 am

    Yeah for Librarians (so true about sexual dynamos). :D

  5. Tim Giachetti
    October 13th, 2009 at 3:03 am

    So true John, lol, I was with a Book Woman for 12 years. Frumpy outward looks, Vickies Secret underneath all the time.

    Thank (insert favorite deity here) for nerdy girls!

  6. Dave D
    October 13th, 2009 at 11:05 am

    I am married to a library assistant. She hates the stereotypes. Mostly it is creepy old men that try to flirt with library women :P

  7. Dave D
    October 13th, 2009 at 11:05 am

    That was a "colon P" as in sticking out my tongue derisively, not the happy smiley that actually came out. Damn smilies.

  8. Heather
    October 13th, 2009 at 11:32 am

    That's not fair to singers! Not every entertainer becomes, or wants to become famous. I managed to make a living out of it for many years and loved every moment. Mostly charity work now, but at least I'm asked to do it!

  9. MeganL
    October 13th, 2009 at 12:34 pm

    Oh and male actors/entertainers are SOOOO much better. :-p thanks but no thanks


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