Blood Energy Drink

Posted by John Farrier in Food & Drinks on September 26, 2009 at 9:52 pm



Photo: Urban Collector

Calm down, it’s not actually blood. It’s just an energy drink made to look like blood, and it’s served in an IV bag:

The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!

See? There’s nothing at all abnormal about this product.

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27 comments to "Blood Energy Drink"

  1. SenorMysterioso
    September 26th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Jjust when the Vampire the Gathering and Anne Rice crowds fade away their kids get hip to the world of vampire geekdom via Twilight and some tv show and we have to deal with vampire nerds all over again

  2. Gauldar
    September 26th, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    Now we've got the goth/psychobilly/LARPer consumer focus covered.

  3. s3xt0y
    September 26th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    too bad they don't sell singles, then i'd buy one or a few but not 48.
    blood <3 mmm

  4. ECA
    September 26th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Testing of the emergency Posting system.

  5. wit of a twit
    September 26th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    I wonder if the have different flavored blood?
    B+, O, A, AB etc.

  6. wit of a twit
    September 27th, 2009 at 12:19 am

    Actually now that i think about it... O=orange flavor. B=black berry, AB=assorted berries, A=apple

  7. Alex
    September 27th, 2009 at 1:30 am

    I think the flavors are such:

    A = blood
    B = blood
    AB = blood
    O = blood

  8. argon
    September 27th, 2009 at 4:32 am

    hey they took the font from the game "Blood" :D
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_s4yaF0W2Dis/SNbN7LTZyrI/AAAAAAAAHqU/JR0H2DFH DoU/s400/blood-pc-game-dos-dosbox-1.JPG

  9. Anon of Ibid
    September 27th, 2009 at 5:58 am

    will prolonged usage make you all sparkly and broody and stalky?

  10. Beezy
    September 27th, 2009 at 7:19 am

    I'm disturbed more by the packaging than by the contents. Would you like some hormone-disrupting bisphenol A and phthalates with your novelty drink? Yum.

  11. ryan_rt
    September 27th, 2009 at 8:25 am

    I would rather have some True Blood.

    Type 0 Negative please.

  12. Jawshua
    September 27th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    I just had a dream about this. I was watching a commercial from several years back and Obama was advertising it.

  13. EvilPoet
    September 27th, 2009 at 10:37 am

    I don't get it - I must be getting old. This whole vampire obsession is extremely weird to me.

  14. Charmaine
    September 27th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    The packaging and color gives me an eerie feelings. It is as though there are many vampires among us or there are.

  15. Miss Cellania
    September 27th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Just in time for the Halloween costume season! I bet their sales peak in about three weeks.

  16. Ali S.
    September 27th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    I wanna buy a few bags and see how people react when I sit in front of Mt.Sinai Hospital here in Toronto and sip away at a bag of "blood" ;)

  17. FishBottleT
    September 27th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Just gross in my book.

  18. Noelegy
    September 27th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Real vampires don't sparkle. They drink Guinness and listen to the Pogues. :)

  19. Pinkiblu
    September 27th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    After my comment of "Because I love the taste of blood!" outburst at work. This will be PERFECT for next month! XD Too bad it has to be with a case of 48, wonder if they can do single sale.

    But seriously, 2010 to get my hands on these little beauties?!

  20. Tech
    September 27th, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    It doesn't look too appetising.

  21. Gauldar
    September 28th, 2009 at 8:14 am

    @Ali S.

    You might have doctors walking up to you and telling you it would probably be healthier to drink a bag of real blood.

  22. Video Game Dork
    September 29th, 2009 at 3:30 am

    Yes, but can it power lamps?

  23. Hater
    October 2nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Wow, if you even consider buying this then your just another pawn and adding to this useless fad. Stupid ass Americans don't think enough fir themselves as it is, so let's make them think drinking blood is okay and see how that goes. Grow up people. Just because the media says it's okay it that it should be done doesn't mean DO IT. Media is responsible for almost everything and can pretty much mind warp you people into doing anything. Stock crashes, poeple hating certain celebrities for mistakes that 99% of the population makes, stupid fads ect ect.
    Think for your self people.

  24. Onyx
    October 7th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    THIS IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!! Perfect for halloween!!! and for a vampire lover like me ;)

  25. Carrotlady2
    October 12th, 2009 at 6:52 am

    I was just thinking about this this morning, and here it is on my screen. As for 'Hater', you want people trying real blood because they like this fad? Now THAT is dangerous. And you speak as if we lovers don't know that the main influence for this stuff is the media. So what? If this makes people happy, all the more for it!
    Can't wait to try it! (Though I hope it's cheaper than TruBlood. I'll buy TB, but my bank manager will hate me for it...)

  26. miss manga
    October 18th, 2009 at 4:54 am

    i like the idea im crazy on vampire anime/mangas and twilight i could so creep my crush out so much with this lol he'd probably just say its not real its not real and laughing his head off andim just their sucking away with a black straw

  27. Engla
    October 30th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    OMG!!! where the hell can I get these?! :D <3


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