Blood Energy Drink

By John Farrier in Food & Drink on Sep 26, 2009 at 9:52 pm


Photo: Urban Collector

Calm down, it’s not actually blood. It’s just an energy drink made to look like blood, and it’s served in an IV bag:

The fruit punch flavor packs 4 hours of energy along with iron, protein, and electrolytes. Not only does Blood Energy Potion have a similar nutritional makeup to real blood, but it has the same color, look, and consistency of blood. Get real blood nutrients without that real blood taste! The re-sealable transfusion bag style pouch provides the convenient delivery of fluids for vampires and humans alike! Contains no real blood, just synthetic!

See? There’s nothing at all abnormal about this product.

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  1. SenorMysterioso
    Sep 26th, 2009 at 9:58 pm

    Jjust when the Vampire the Gathering and Anne Rice crowds fade away their kids get hip to the world of vampire geekdom via Twilight and some tv show and we have to deal with vampire nerds all over again

  2. Gauldar
    Sep 26th, 2009 at 10:03 pm

    Now we’ve got the goth/psychobilly/LARPer consumer focus covered.

  3. s3xt0y
    Sep 26th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    too bad they don’t sell singles, then i’d buy one or a few but not 48.
    blood <3 mmm

  4. ECA
    Sep 26th, 2009 at 11:23 pm

    Testing of the emergency Posting system.

  5. wit of a twit
    Sep 26th, 2009 at 11:53 pm

    I wonder if the have different flavored blood?
    B+, O, A, AB etc.

  6. wit of a twit
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 12:19 am

    Actually now that i think about it… O=orange flavor. B=black berry, AB=assorted berries, A=apple

  7. Alex
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 1:30 am

    I think the flavors are such:

    A = blood
    B = blood
    AB = blood
    O = blood

  9. Anon of Ibid
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 5:58 am

    will prolonged usage make you all sparkly and broody and stalky?

  10. Beezy
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 7:19 am

    I’m disturbed more by the packaging than by the contents. Would you like some hormone-disrupting bisphenol A and phthalates with your novelty drink? Yum.

  11. ryan_rt
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 8:25 am

    I would rather have some True Blood.

    Type 0 Negative please.

  12. Jawshua
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    I just had a dream about this. I was watching a commercial from several years back and Obama was advertising it.

  13. EvilPoet
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 10:37 am

    I don’t get it – I must be getting old. This whole vampire obsession is extremely weird to me.

  14. Charmaine
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    The packaging and color gives me an eerie feelings. It is as though there are many vampires among us or there are.

  15. Miss Cellania
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 11:54 am

    Just in time for the Halloween costume season! I bet their sales peak in about three weeks.

  16. Ali S.
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 12:29 pm

    I wanna buy a few bags and see how people react when I sit in front of Mt.Sinai Hospital here in Toronto and sip away at a bag of “blood” ;)

  17. FishBottleT
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

    Just gross in my book.

  18. Noelegy
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 5:11 pm

    Real vampires don’t sparkle. They drink Guinness and listen to the Pogues. :)

  19. Pinkiblu
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 8:47 pm

    After my comment of “Because I love the taste of blood!” outburst at work. This will be PERFECT for next month! XD Too bad it has to be with a case of 48, wonder if they can do single sale.

    But seriously, 2010 to get my hands on these little beauties?!

  20. Tech
    Sep 27th, 2009 at 10:18 pm

    It doesn’t look too appetising.

  21. Gauldar
    Sep 28th, 2009 at 8:14 am

    @Ali S.

    You might have doctors walking up to you and telling you it would probably be healthier to drink a bag of real blood.

  22. Video Game Dork
    Sep 29th, 2009 at 3:30 am

    Yes, but can it power lamps?

  23. Hater
    Oct 2nd, 2009 at 1:06 pm

    Wow, if you even consider buying this then your just another pawn and adding to this useless fad. Stupid ass Americans don’t think enough fir themselves as it is, so let’s make them think drinking blood is okay and see how that goes. Grow up people. Just because the media says it’s okay it that it should be done doesn’t mean DO IT. Media is responsible for almost everything and can pretty much mind warp you people into doing anything. Stock crashes, poeple hating certain celebrities for mistakes that 99% of the population makes, stupid fads ect ect.
    Think for your self people.

  24. Onyx
    Oct 7th, 2009 at 8:52 pm

    THIS IS AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!! Perfect for halloween!!! and for a vampire lover like me ;)

  25. Carrotlady2
    Oct 12th, 2009 at 6:52 am

    I was just thinking about this this morning, and here it is on my screen. As for ‘Hater’, you want people trying real blood because they like this fad? Now THAT is dangerous. And you speak as if we lovers don’t know that the main influence for this stuff is the media. So what? If this makes people happy, all the more for it!
    Can’t wait to try it! (Though I hope it’s cheaper than TruBlood. I’ll buy TB, but my bank manager will hate me for it…)

  26. miss manga
    Oct 18th, 2009 at 4:54 am

    i like the idea im crazy on vampire anime/mangas and twilight i could so creep my crush out so much with this lol he’d probably just say its not real its not real and laughing his head off andim just their sucking away with a black straw

  27. Engla
    Oct 30th, 2009 at 5:54 pm

    OMG!!! where the hell can I get these?! :D <3

  28. The Unregistered Sam
    Mar 1st, 2010 at 2:13 pm

    Something tells me drinking real blood would be healthier, since most energy drinks (this one included, I’m sure) are packed with a shitload of sugar. Not that you should drink blood at all – real or fake. But if you’re gonna be lame and follow this Twilight fad and think you’re a vampire, might as well go the whole nine yards, right?

  29. An
    May 14th, 2010 at 9:52 am

    I have seen the single packets at microcenter. its like 3-4$ (i forget) and i heard you have to heat it up or something? ill buy it for 1 all out geeky lan party (once in a life time thing of course) ha.

  30. Search for air compressors
    Aug 2nd, 2010 at 3:06 am

    Hi
    is christianity the only religion that offers human sacrifice an a human blood drink offering today ?

  31. Blood Child
    Sep 21st, 2010 at 1:45 am

    I already drink real blood, it might be fun to be able to take some of this to my school, which I know will get me into trouble….BUT I WANNA TRY!

    take note, I’m 14 and I don’t think I’m a vampire, I just really like the flavor of blood!

  32. lauren genevieve
    Oct 17th, 2010 at 5:29 pm

    lol i actually made my own blood!! hahaha i call it BloodWine!!! its basicly just sugar sugar a bit of cinnamon and almond. it tastes pretty good. i wish i could get it thicker without changing the taste of it… oh well!!!! id love to get some of that blood!!! (i beleive in vampires:3 i wishi could be)(also a twilight hater) (i love vladimir tod:3)(vladimir tod could kid edwards shiny ass anyday)(cuz edward is a pussinboots) lol


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