Why Do Pro Athletes Almost Always Go Broke?

1. Chucky
   August 16th, 2009 at 3:12 am

   Reason One.

   They are Jocks.

2. SenorMysterioso
   August 16th, 2009 at 5:45 am

   Part of what makes me think the NFL and NBA need minor league systems instead of using colleges for that purpose. You'd think a free college education would provide someone with the tools to manage their finances.

3. D Bozko
   August 16th, 2009 at 10:32 am

   I'd hate to think what I'd have done at age 22 with the money these young athletes get. Major league sports should offer required counselling to all rookie athletes. Finances, personal responsibility, behavior, etc. Most of these athletes are right out of college or even younger and handed millions of dollars. They might not listen but if they bring in older, more experienced athletes, especially those that had the problems they will face, then maybe they'll have a chance to remain solvent after retirement.

4. Foreigner1
   August 16th, 2009 at 10:59 am

   Well at least they had that luxury and all that wealth some time, if even only two years. They owned that flashy car and house. They had the girls flocking towards them.
   Later in life they can say- Hey yeas nowadays I do shitshovelling. but back then I had it all and that is more than 90% of the rest can say.

5. Glen
   August 16th, 2009 at 4:38 pm

   Dumb jocks

6. sc0tty
   August 16th, 2009 at 5:28 pm

   Guess they can't comprehend the notion that once they stop jumping thru hoops and prancing around catching balls their source of easy cash will basically dry up. DOn't they usually have an entourage of helpers to pay. Plus it's probably hard to go from a lavish lifestyle to something more penny pinching. That's why Mr Shak O'neal is trying to branch out more in TV, with a personality outside of basketball. At least the other guys will have their enduring fame with hordes of loyal drunk guys wearing their jerseys to sports bars and getting into fights. I don't hate jocks but I am more of the greaser type myself. Let's be honest. They aren't getting scholarships based on their GPAs, obviously. How about poor ol' Michael Vick? Where ya think he's heading? Hopefully he's learned a little the last couple of years.

7. seefish3
   August 16th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

   "Jocks suck", to quote what was carved on a desk in my 1977 high school study hall.

   As true now as it was then...

8. SenorMysterioso
   August 16th, 2009 at 9:10 pm

   What's with the jock bashing? Get picked on in high school or something?

9. gilclyde
   August 17th, 2009 at 10:34 am

   you should link to the original sports illustrated article that this cosmoloan article rips off and barely credits. it's much longer and more detailed.

   http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1153364/1/i ndex.htm

10. Gail Pink
    August 17th, 2009 at 11:31 am

    Zero Sympathy

11. DarthMoo
    August 17th, 2009 at 9:14 pm

    Ditto what Gail Pink said.

12. mad hatter girl
    August 17th, 2009 at 9:59 pm

    ''Why do they usually go broke?"

    uh, duh. they spend all their money and their "friends" leave.

    no one likes you when your down and out...

13. Splint Chesthair
    August 18th, 2009 at 12:36 pm

    Yeah, jeez, seems like a lot of haters here but one can understand why people are jealous. It's not surprising though, from a young age, these people are told they can do no wrong, they are preyed upon my others, any mistakes they make are often washed away and they are allowed to do whatever they want. Later, they are given millions of dollars and somehow we denigrate them because they haven't invested wisely in T-Bills, and municipal bonds?!?

    I also think major league sports should all have minor leagues. College football and basketball is relaly the only venue atheletes have for getting to the pros, let's not be surprised that some aren't really college material. What other choice do you have if you want to become a pro basketball player?

14. J Rushton
    August 20th, 2009 at 9:33 am

    Low IQ.

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