The “Absolutely” Virus

By Alex in Book & Literature on Jul 20, 2009 at 2:42 am

Psst – there’s a verbal virus that’s been going around for years and you’ve probably been infected. But don’t worry, it may be annoying but it’s absolutely benign:

Jeff Benanto, a manager at a marketing company in Boston, Massachusetts, says he didn’t even know he was overusing the word until he was teased by his sister and brother-in-law.

He says it finally hit him when he was recently having dinner with his family. Someone asked him if he wanted stuffing with his turkey.

"Absolutely."

Benanto says he and others are using the word so much because it’s reassuring. He says people don’t know if their 401(k) will be secure; their children’s toys free of lead or if their favorite public figure is going to be exposed as a hypocrite.

But using absolutely makes one feel as if there is something someone can count on, even if one has doubts, he says.

"There’s a certainty in absolutely," Benanto says. "Even if you don’t absolutely mean it, you need to express it and feel it like you mean it."

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  1. Skipweasel
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 3:15 am

    Some of us use it ironically.

  2. helimx
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 3:17 am

    lol..

    i say it.. a lot, apparently..

    I have a coworker that like, he like, like, like, I dunno, he like, say LIKE, like a million times a day. like. drives me NUTZ

  3. Video Game Dork
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 5:32 am

    Why is this notable? Someone noticed people use a certain word a lot, then kind of over-analyzed it? Would this not apply for a ton of words?

  4. ted
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 6:13 am

    Absolutely, Video Game Dork.

  5. Miss Cellania
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Basically, definitely, absolutely, totally: all substitutes for a plain “yes” that are fine once in a blue moon, but often become a habit.

  6. matt
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 7:20 am

    nothing can be worse than the 20-times-daily misuse of the word “literally” by my coworker.

  7. Gauldar
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 10:39 am

    I’d imagine marketing folk eventually buy into their own BS that they press onto the public. I find that if you get too established into marketing you either loath humanity and make the sheep on strings dance, or delude yourself into actually thinking your benefiting the human race with what you do.

  8. Screen Sleuth
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 10:42 am

    Or a friend I know that says “ya know” after every 3rd sentence. Ugh!

  9. seefish3
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 11:53 am

    I often find myself saying “Republican”, “Democrat”, and “Blog”, when I should be saying “greedy jackass”, “lying douchebag”, and “boring waste of time”.

    The New England area also has an ad series for a group of car lots where the owner says “Absolutely” in some arcane accent. No doubt that’s where he picked it up, along with billions of others who’ve seen the ads for the last thirty years.

  10. propernice
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 12:24 pm

    I feel like this started with The Office. Maybe it’s just the t.v. junkie in me, but Jim says ‘absolutely’ to every single thing Dwight suggests. Or some form of ‘absolutely I do’.

    I’m sure that the rise in word usage can’t be completely because of television, but it’s so common on that show, my mind couldn’t help but go there!

  11. christine
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

    it’s no worse than “for sure” or “you betcha”

  12. Hugi
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 2:05 pm

    Actually, I’m not sure “absolutely” is actually the most overused word, actually.

  13. Miss Cellania
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    propernice. this goes back many years before The Office, just like “that’s what she said”.

  14. dutchboy
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 2:34 pm

    I have been saying Absolutely for years, maybe 10, I might have been the guy that started it all, everybody send me a dollar. Whats it got to do with vodka?

  15. ello
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    @matt
    ‘literally’ is my least favorite word misuse.
    “I was so mad– literally!!!”
    drives me crazy :P

  16. Mytake
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 4:30 pm

    Any attempt to control language one way or another, either by promoting or criticizing certain words, is pretty much pointless. “Absolutely” is good to me because it imples emphasis and direction, sounds much better than some apathetic, mokey-like “uh-huh”, but to each his own.

  17. propernice
    Jul 20th, 2009 at 8:22 pm

    Miss Cellania, ah yes, I know :) But it seems that each generation feels like they’ve discovered something for the first time.


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