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American Bacon

By Alex in Food & Drinks, Funny on Jul 4, 2009 at 4:47 pm



Image: xenonofarcticus [Flickr], modified from bacon photo by Yogma

Just in time for Fourth of July, here’s American Bacon by Chris Hanson of Pocket Bacon. Who says that pork products can’t be patriotic?


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  1. Qrrbrbirlbel
    Jul 4th, 2009 at 5:53 pm

    Chris Hanson? Oh sh-

  2. D Bozko
    Jul 4th, 2009 at 5:58 pm

    It's just that when any part of my bacon turns blue, I throw it out.

  3. Pedrobear
    Jul 4th, 2009 at 9:02 pm

    lol @ 1

  4. Some Canadian Skeptic
    Jul 4th, 2009 at 11:54 pm

    "Who says that pork products can’t be patriotic?"

    Is there a danger of that? Do people actually say that? Or was that a legitimate question? :)

  5. Cathy
    Jul 5th, 2009 at 9:28 am

    YUCK!!!
    Bacon is not funny or cute http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=pigs

  6. KARYN
    Jul 6th, 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Nothin' burps better than bacon!

  7. Jen Diggity
    Jul 7th, 2009 at 2:01 am

    I'll say that bacon is unpatriotic. Pig farms contaminate our water. They stink and draw flies. The amount of water and grain that goes to feed pigs has far more value than the meat you actually get from the pigs. Watering livestock is reducing our water supply at alarming rates and the demand for grain to feed livestock is taking its toll on the land. Raising livestock is so expensive that it has to be subsidized all to hell, reducing the money available to subsidize healthy foods so we get cheap bacon and expensive produce. What else? Oh yeah, it contributes to the worst, most deadly diseases we've got. Take your meat and shove it.

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