100 Funny One-Liners

1. Ben R
   June 16th, 2009 at 8:54 am

   I feel like at least some of these one-liners should be attributable to their original sources.

2. Gauldar
   June 16th, 2009 at 8:57 am

   @Ben R

   That's what she said!

3. Mac-attack
   June 16th, 2009 at 9:58 am

   these are ridiculously funny. especially with a glass of wine in da belly.

4. nope
   June 16th, 2009 at 10:17 am

   All or most of these were pulled from old standup routines, keychains, and bumper stickers. Bottom-rung humor. I was expecting better, but I guess it was free.

5. ILoveTheThirties
   June 16th, 2009 at 10:44 am

   Good call, nope. Also: most of these one-liners are two-liners.

6. onecrazymomma
   June 16th, 2009 at 11:01 am

   Pure awesomeness!

7. LisaL
   June 16th, 2009 at 11:02 am

   WTH... it's like the first few of them are 2-liners.... o_O

8. DaveL
   June 16th, 2009 at 8:16 pm

   Each one to be accompanied by this...

   http://instantrimshot.com/

9. Vodx
   June 16th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

   Over 90% of these are actually VAUDEVILLE ERA one-liners

   One or two are from Broadway shows.

   It always disappoints me when people think history started in 1994

10. Suzie | Roof Repairs
    June 17th, 2009 at 5:32 am

    There are some really good ones there!!!!

11. mikekearn
    June 17th, 2009 at 6:15 am

    @Vodx:

    Wait, you mean there was stuff before 1994? Then how come I don't remember any of it? And don't give me that, "Because you're only 20, you idiot!" stuff my mom always gives me. I'm tired of hearing it.

    (Just kidding. It bugs me, too. Learn history, people!)

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