At “TOP 100 funniest one-liners on the internet” you will find a list of jokes that suits the 140 character limitation on micro blogging services such as Twitter. To give you an example:
If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.
Ben R
I feel like at least some of these one-liners should be attributable to their original sources.
Gauldar
@Ben R
That's what she said!
Mac-attack
these are ridiculously funny. especially with a glass of wine in da belly.
nope
All or most of these were pulled from old standup routines, keychains, and bumper stickers. Bottom-rung humor. I was expecting better, but I guess it was free.
ILoveTheThirties
Good call, nope. Also: most of these one-liners are two-liners.
onecrazymomma
Pure awesomeness!
LisaL
WTH... it's like the first few of them are 2-liners.... o_O
DaveL
Each one to be accompanied by this...
Vodx
Over 90% of these are actually VAUDEVILLE ERA one-liners
One or two are from Broadway shows.
It always disappoints me when people think history started in 1994
Suzie | Roof Repairs
There are some really good ones there!!!!
mikekearn
@Vodx:
Wait, you mean there was stuff before 1994? Then how come I don't remember any of it? And don't give me that, "Because you're only 20, you idiot!" stuff my mom always gives me. I'm tired of hearing it.
(Just kidding. It bugs me, too. Learn history, people!)
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