A Heavenly Message in Fried Salami

1. Spiderbite
   May 17th, 2009 at 1:10 pm

   One time my family cooked a bowl of spaghetti and after we were done the sauce bowl had trails of sauce that spelled out a 3 letter word. It said...: 'S E X' clear as day.

2. Emperor Tomato Catsup
   May 17th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

   Looks more like "Goo" to me.

3. Johnny Cat
   May 17th, 2009 at 2:00 pm

   I say GOO, too.

4. medussa
   May 17th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

   These people are absolutely clueless. Obviously, the salami was a secret message from DOG.

5. automatic
   May 17th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

   This just proves that Goo lives inside of us all.

6. seefish3
   May 17th, 2009 at 2:30 pm

   Does this happen to people who speak other languages? I mean, is there a Cantonese National Enquirer that shows pix of characters that spell weird stuff in their food ? Just curious...

7. DOJ
   May 17th, 2009 at 2:44 pm

   maybe I don't cook enough salami
   what is causing the dark "letters" in the first place?

8. Moon
   May 17th, 2009 at 3:12 pm

   It looks like "600" to me - celebrating Sammy Sosa's 600th home run!!!

   Sammy was a bit of a hot dog, too! It's all coming together!!

9. EthicalBob
   May 17th, 2009 at 3:26 pm

   Hmm... Dark veins which appear in meat when cooked. yum. This must be the work of the infamous FSM!

10. mrsmojorisin
    May 17th, 2009 at 3:38 pm

    Having fried salami before, I can assure you it does not fry with those rings in the middle. Most likely she fried it with onion rings and the onion rings left those circular marks. It's not hard for an onion ring to look like an O, a D, or a G (if it's broken).

11. AndiB.
    May 17th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Who fries salami anyway? It's a sacrilege!

12. Mouserz
    May 17th, 2009 at 5:23 pm

    GOO!

13. Paleoguy
    May 17th, 2009 at 6:08 pm

    I pray to Goo daily.

14. Sleestak
    May 17th, 2009 at 6:29 pm

    6-0-0?

15. Ali S.
    May 17th, 2009 at 7:03 pm

    @ AndiB.

    I think you meant sacralicious.

16. Mr. Biggelsworth
    May 17th, 2009 at 7:45 pm

    I saw the Virgin Mary in my pancakes a few years ago. They were delicious.

17. Mr. Liberal
    May 17th, 2009 at 7:46 pm

    I saw GOO in the sausage as well. Hope they were tasty!

18. CheeseDuck
    May 17th, 2009 at 9:29 pm

    How cool would it be if the last letter was a "D," they all thought. Unfortunately, all were dissappointed when they found that it was just another "O" and the salami spelled out "GOO."

19. Bat21
    May 17th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

    Does this mean salami is kosher?

20. marcusbacus
    May 17th, 2009 at 11:40 pm

    God is goo.

21. Foreigner1
    May 18th, 2009 at 3:52 am

    If salami or any meat burns that way, it definitely is a sign- That it is high time for her to finally seriously start cleaning that frying pan...

    Otherwise- Trying to gain fame and cash with such kind of religion-appealing parlor-tricks is as old as religion itself...

22. BikerRay
    May 18th, 2009 at 5:14 am

    If religions are based on faith, why are the nuts always seeking proof? Don't think I'd be too impressed with a God that had to resort to such cheap tricks to prove his existance. (Now, appearing on toast, THAT'S impressive!)

23. Mr. Jones
    May 18th, 2009 at 8:50 am

    These people need to bone up on their bible. God refers to himself as "I am who am" or "Yaweh"/"Jehova" depending on the translation.

    "God" is pretty generic. Would one of us identify our name as being "human"?

    Of course, its equally plausible that it isn't God, but a demon trying to trick them into looking stupid.

24. chrome
    May 18th, 2009 at 10:30 am

    god or worms?? hard to say..

25. Tempscire
    May 18th, 2009 at 11:34 am

    seefish3, I remember a story a while back about a Muslim woman slicing an eggplant and thought the seeds spelled out "Allah" in Arabic script.

    I wish I would get god-food. Then I could either sell it to some devout person for tidy profit, or maybe be a douchebag who calls a news crew to show it off and then unexpectedly eat it halfway through. :p

26. Emperor Tomato Catsup
    May 18th, 2009 at 11:49 am

    I wish that more people would become familiar with the concept of Pareidolia.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradolia

27. Christophe
    May 18th, 2009 at 2:22 pm

    006 is Janus now.

28. seefish3
    May 18th, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    @ Tempscire

    Thanks, I'd never heard any non-arabic font stories.

    @ Christophe

    I miss Brosnan. Craig just don't cut it.

29. Renoir
    May 19th, 2009 at 9:59 am

    An image of the flying spaghetti monster (FSM) appeared in my dinner one night. I was having meatballs and pasta.

    Does that count?

30. Gauldar
    May 19th, 2009 at 11:01 am

    @Renoir

    No, but you are doing your part by consuming the host of our one an only goo!

31. Gauldar
    May 19th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    Tempscire wrote:

    "I remember a story a while back about a Muslim woman slicing an eggplant and thought the seeds spelled out “Allah” in Arabic script."

    Did she fry it? I mean, most religious figures seem to only truly manifest representations of themselves in fried food.

32. Skippy
    May 19th, 2009 at 12:04 pm

    I really don't care what the sausage says, I wouldn't feed it to my dogs. It looks acsolutely disgusting.

33. Akira
    May 21st, 2009 at 3:19 pm

    I once had a bowl of cheerios just like any other day, and when i looked at the cheerios on my spoon, they spelled out "OOOO"

34. Stephie Jay
    May 23rd, 2009 at 4:56 am

    I found a cheeto that looked like jesus
    Cheeto+Jesus= Cheetus
    which sounds like 'cheat us'
    which is what televangelist
    do with the brainwashed and their money

    Akira you kind of messed up that 'Family Guy' joke

35. masud
    May 26th, 2009 at 8:33 pm

    It could also be read as DOG

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