Can't ... resist ... posting ... about these Star Trek groaners compiled by our very own Miss C:
Question: How many ears does Picard have?
Answer: Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
Question: What did the blonde Klingon say?
Answer: "It was a good day to dye."
Question: What is Thomas Riker's dating philosophy?
Answer: "If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again."