R2-D2, Subtitled - Neatorama

Do you ever wonder what R2-D2 was saying in the Star Wars movies? YouTube user Mortal Wombat (of meanestbear blog) went to the trouble of translating "Artoo's" machine chirping into English for all of our enjoyment:

Link (Embedded YouTube clip, warning: foul yet funny language) | If you like that, here's the second part: Link (ditto)

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Total disappointment. I skipped through part, hoping it would get better, but it didn't. I landed on the lines: "Hands off, you naked, ch*ld-m*lesting fa**ot" and "your f***ing robot ovaries are in my face".

Disappointed that Neatorama would link to something so crappy.

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if only the clip included less Jar-jar.

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Obviously written by and for 10 year olds who think swearing makes them sound funny or clever.

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I guess i was hoping for something a little more clever. :(

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I knew a few people who left there homes in the same state. They asked me to clean up after (I felt very awkward going into someone's home like that) and there were all these artifacts of the life they left behind like old band uniforms and unfinished projects. In an innocent viewpoint, it seems similar but not. Then again, you never knew why the children left those tree houses behind. It's all interesting.

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My two boys are 19 and 21 now. Just a few years ago I cleaned up the debris from their clubhouse on the side of our house.
a whistle,
empty can of root beer,
a few Hotwheels,
colored pencils,
miniature skateboards,
a coloring book.
It's kind of sad that this period of their life is complete, but thinking about it makes me realize I should really be appreciating the time we spend together today!

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