R2-D2, Subtitled - Neatorama

Do you ever wonder what R2-D2 was saying in the Star Wars movies? YouTube user Mortal Wombat (of meanestbear blog) went to the trouble of translating "Artoo's" machine chirping into English for all of our enjoyment:

Link (Embedded YouTube clip, warning: foul yet funny language) | If you like that, here's the second part: Link (ditto)

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Total disappointment. I skipped through part, hoping it would get better, but it didn't. I landed on the lines: "Hands off, you naked, ch*ld-m*lesting fa**ot" and "your f***ing robot ovaries are in my face".

Disappointed that Neatorama would link to something so crappy.

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if only the clip included less Jar-jar.

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Obviously written by and for 10 year olds who think swearing makes them sound funny or clever.

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I guess i was hoping for something a little more clever. :(

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Technically he did not return the wallet but only the most important intestines...
However suspecting a plain white envelop to contain antrax seems more ridiculous...
Ok... Considering Toodles did not send the envelope but actually carried it to the residence of Mr. Flatherty... The cash the metro ticket and the wallet could be a fair deal (depending on the amount of cash in the wallet and the price of the wallet... )

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