In the style of Mad Libs, just plug in some words and this generator will create a speech for Tuesday's inauguration. I would post the hilarious speech I generated, but that would give too much of the fun away! Link-Thanks, Kate!
My fellow Americans, today is a prettyz day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "banana", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually glitters.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces supersonic fast and slimy challenges like never before. Our economy is naughty. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for aliens. Our healthcare system is quick. If your pinky toe is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a con artist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a nipple ring tuna fish. But pulsating together we can right this ship, and set a course for seattle.
Finally, I must thank my jumpy family, my sweaty campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank the gays for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of kickboxing the American people. Without your brilliantly efforts, none of this would have been possible.
I wrote a certain f-word in the second to last box, which turned out to be totally appropriate! I would however, like it if the economy was truly Bodacious.
I have to share this, Rocky Horror Themed words only:
Finally, I must thank my transexual family, my lusty campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Brad and Janet for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of f***ing the American people. Without your frightful efforts, none of this would have been possible.
My fellow Americans, today is a funny day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Cat", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually walk.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces great and sexy challenges like never before. Our economy is beautiful. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for spouses. Our healthcare system is stupid. If your head is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a gyneacologist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a tv cd. But seeing together we can right this ship, and set a course for moon.
Finally, I must thank my tall family, my hard campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank children for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of killing the American people. Without your soft efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces supersonic fast and slimy challenges like never before. Our economy is naughty. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for aliens. Our healthcare system is quick. If your pinky toe is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a con artist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a nipple ring tuna fish. But pulsating together we can right this ship, and set a course for seattle.
Finally, I must thank my jumpy family, my sweaty campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank the gays for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of kickboxing the American people. Without your brilliantly efforts, none of this would have been possible.
I would however, like it if the economy was truly Bodacious.
I have to share this, Rocky Horror Themed words only:
Finally, I must thank my transexual family, my lusty campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Brad and Janet for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of f***ing the American people. Without your frightful efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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Voting "present" is no way to be an executive. We are all screwed.
sponsoring gone wild, LOL
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces great and sexy challenges like never before. Our economy is beautiful. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for spouses. Our healthcare system is stupid. If your head is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a gyneacologist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a tv cd. But seeing together we can right this ship, and set a course for moon.
Finally, I must thank my tall family, my hard campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank children for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of killing the American people. Without your soft efforts, none of this would have been possible.
Whahaha