Inaugural Speech Generator

1. juantxo
   January 16th, 2009 at 1:04 pm

   Hi Miss Cellania! The link is not working...

   i stop by here everyday. I (heart) neatorama.

   Regards,
   Juantxo

2. Miss Cellania
   January 16th, 2009 at 1:07 pm

   I think the site went down. I can't access it from a couple of other sites that linked it, either. If it doesn't come back soon, I'll pull it.

3. Gauldar
   January 16th, 2009 at 1:15 pm

   Hmm, it works fine for me in MSIE. What browser are you using?

4. Zecc
   January 16th, 2009 at 1:37 pm

   It worked fine in Firefox.
   (unless you count the "The server encountered an internal error or misconfiguration and was unable to complete your request." part)

5. Zecc
   January 16th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

   Firefox users: don't be discouraged.
   The speech was generated perfectly in a popup window. That error appeared after refreshing the original window.
   (sorry for double posting)

6. Jake Da Snake
   January 16th, 2009 at 2:27 pm

   Not working for me in Flock...

7. Jake Da Snake
   January 16th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

   Alright, back up for me.

8. Stevi
   January 16th, 2009 at 4:33 pm

   My fellow Americans, today is a prettyz day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "banana", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually glitters.

   Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces supersonic fast and slimy challenges like never before. Our economy is naughty. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for aliens. Our healthcare system is quick. If your pinky toe is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a con artist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a nipple ring tuna fish. But pulsating together we can right this ship, and set a course for seattle.

   Finally, I must thank my jumpy family, my sweaty campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank the gays for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of kickboxing the American people. Without your brilliantly efforts, none of this would have been possible.

9. jaffacakelover
   January 16th, 2009 at 4:57 pm

   I wrote a certain f-word in the second to last box, which turned out to be totally appropriate!
   I would however, like it if the economy was truly Bodacious.

10. Corinne
    January 16th, 2009 at 5:06 pm

    @jaffacakelover I did the same thing!

    I have to share this, Rocky Horror Themed words only:

    Finally, I must thank my transexual family, my lusty campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank Brad and Janet for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of f***ing the American people. Without your frightful efforts, none of this would have been possible.

11. ted
    January 16th, 2009 at 6:31 pm

    It was too many words for me to bother typing.

12. Iranians hate Obama
    January 16th, 2009 at 9:45 pm

    Don't worry. Muslims LOVE Obama:

    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8a_1232034037

    Voting "present" is no way to be an executive. We are all screwed.

13. nick
    January 16th, 2009 at 10:00 pm

    he should wear saggy pants as well.

14. Christophe
    January 17th, 2009 at 1:17 am

    "I want to thank NASCAR for making this historic occasion possible"

    sponsoring gone wild, LOL

15. Nymphadora
    January 18th, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    My fellow Americans, today is a funny day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Cat", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually walk.

    Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces great and sexy challenges like never before. Our economy is beautiful. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for spouses. Our healthcare system is stupid. If your head is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a gyneacologist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a tv cd. But seeing together we can right this ship, and set a course for moon.

    Finally, I must thank my tall family, my hard campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank children for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of killing the American people. Without your soft efforts, none of this would have been possible.

    Whahaha

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