Inaugural Speech Generator

In the style of Mad Libs, just plug in some words and this generator will create a speech for Tuesday's inauguration. I would post the hilarious speech I generated, but that would give too much of the fun away! Link -Thanks, Kate!

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My fellow Americans, today is a funny day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Cat", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually walk.

Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – America faces great and sexy challenges like never before. Our economy is beautiful. Americans can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for spouses. Our healthcare system is stupid. If your head is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a gyneacologist. And America's image overseas is tarnished like a tv cd. But seeing together we can right this ship, and set a course for moon.

Finally, I must thank my tall family, my hard campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank children for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, President Bush, for years of killing the American people. Without your soft efforts, none of this would have been possible.

Whahaha
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Don't worry. Muslims LOVE Obama:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a8a_1232034037

Voting "present" is no way to be an executive. We are all screwed.
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