Caption Monkey: Mom on a Segway, Pushing a Baby Stroller

1. Dr. O.
   January 14th, 2009 at 8:56 am

   Every morning was the same: Mary would take baby Giggles to daycare, and then scoot off to her job as director of Seattle Childd Protective Services.

2. CreamTrumpet
   January 14th, 2009 at 9:10 am

   Why am I thinking of Ben Hur?

3. azlynch
   January 14th, 2009 at 9:14 am

   Seatte mothers are having trouble losing the weight they gained during pregnancy.

4. Marilyn Terrell
   January 14th, 2009 at 9:19 am

   "I can't wait till Baby Giggles is old enough to drive her OWN Segway!"

5. Jared
   January 14th, 2009 at 9:21 am

   Segway: Because we don't want you to walk, ever.

6. Nate
   January 14th, 2009 at 9:40 am

   Just when Steve Wozniak thought he'd be single forever, he saw Julia gliding across the street.

7. tallone4him
   January 14th, 2009 at 10:11 am

   Is she driving the baby???...oh wait! Its a self-powered adult stroller...I guess momma was jealous.

8. Chad
   January 14th, 2009 at 10:13 am

   Free Venti Chai for the first 25 people through the door for Segway a baby to work day.

9. curtis
   January 14th, 2009 at 10:17 am

   the mother's only regret was not buying a stroller that pushed itself

10. AJC
    January 14th, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Segway 2.0! Now with additional natural gas powered attachments.

11. Gauldar
    January 14th, 2009 at 10:23 am

    It was from this day on baby Jenny never felt the need to try to walk again.

12. fishead
    January 14th, 2009 at 10:29 am

    [in thought balloon]"Boy, I wish this stroller handle was just a little bit higher, MY BACK IS KILLING ME!"

13. PK
    January 14th, 2009 at 10:32 am

    ===== FAT =====
    Sit, don't walk.

14. Jae
    January 14th, 2009 at 10:39 am

    "It's okay, honey. Mommy's just an idiot."

15. Madiechan
    January 14th, 2009 at 10:44 am

    Coming soon, Segway Jr. In stores Spring 2009.

16. CEM@ALO
    January 14th, 2009 at 10:52 am

    I hate it when mom forgets to charge that thing and I have to tow her home!

17. Name taken
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:04 am

    Will mothers ever learn? Never wear white after Labor Day.

18. Sadie
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:07 am

    With each generation, humans slowly lost the ability to walk and began devolving into no more than intelligent slugs.

19. gtron
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:09 am

    “Rarely do the followers exceed the expectations of the leaders.” (source of quote unknown)

20. MariV
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:13 am

    Testing inane ideas on the road: Fail!

21. MariV
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:15 am

    This is what happens when someone forgets to read the instructions...

22. MariV
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:16 am

    Cover image for the new book "The Birth of a Lawsuit"...

23. MariV
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:19 am

    It was obvious from afar that this was this mommy's first child...

24. los tacos
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:24 am

    And the relative advantage of having a child AFTER you break your pelvis is.......

25. los tacos
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:25 am

    Second try:

    "Why yes! Billy was a 35 pound birth. How could you tell?

26. kross10c
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:26 am

    Guinness book of world records laziest mom says "taking a child out for a walk can be tiring."

27. burninglily
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:28 am

    You're just jealous you didn't think of it first.

28. burninglily
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:28 am

    Faster Mommy, faster!

29. shawnisboring
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:55 am

    *Sigh* If only there were an easier way

30. seaorchide
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:56 am

    "It's ok honey... you'll get your training wheels off in just a couple months."

31. Miss Sincere
    January 14th, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Head trauma: It can be mental or physical.

32. McWill
    January 14th, 2009 at 12:14 pm

    " Lazyness is a virtue."

33. Marilyn Terrell
    January 14th, 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Little did Britney know that she was yet another victim of the Segway Kidnapper.

34. Christopher
    January 14th, 2009 at 12:26 pm

    Cradle to Grave

35. AJ
    January 14th, 2009 at 12:31 pm

    Mush! Mush!

36. Travis
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:17 pm

    First 100 customers to purchase the new Segway 2009 receives a FREE baby.

    Diapers not included.

37. Holly West
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:27 pm

    I bet she is looking for a Starbucks.

38. Mags
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:32 pm

    Multitasking - you're doing it wrong

39. Doom
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    This week were showing baby how to use the Segway.
    Next week, the Car.

40. David Govett
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:43 pm

    Newspaper stands and trees by a road.

41. Deezer
    January 14th, 2009 at 1:45 pm

    "Honey, we are better than the bipeds...someday you will realize and embrace that."

42. geeksplosion
    January 14th, 2009 at 2:03 pm

    Speaking of parenting, American mothers continue to innovate.

    (think about it for a while, you'll get it)

43. Marina
    January 14th, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Bad idea written all over it.

44. David Gilman
    January 14th, 2009 at 2:45 pm

    A fool and her child are soon parted!

45. Craig
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:22 pm

    In America, even the retarded are allowed to have children.

46. Jessica T.
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Before Sally could walk and pull her mother all over Seattle in a Radioflyer, her mother pushed her in a stroller from a Segway. Surprisingly, her mother was much thinner in those days.

47. Jessica T.
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:28 pm

    "DUI? SHMEE-UI! My daughter & I are riding on wheels one way or the other whether the State of Washington likes it or not!"

48. Jessica T.
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:29 pm

    "Damn Walk-to-Preschool Day."

49. Jay L.
    January 14th, 2009 at 3:40 pm

    What!?! It's safer than pushing it with the car.

50. hiddnfox
    January 14th, 2009 at 4:05 pm

    The new Diet Segway will help you lose fat while you tour your neighborhood

51. Marshall
    January 14th, 2009 at 4:07 pm

    "They see me rollin/They hatin'"

52. pwscott
    January 14th, 2009 at 5:03 pm

    Mall Cop 2: Til Death do us Part

53. pwscott
    January 14th, 2009 at 5:05 pm

    Hey, it's not raining in Seattle. Go figure

54. sybann
    January 14th, 2009 at 5:35 pm

    The next phase of human evolution: wheels!

55. tclark1205
    January 14th, 2009 at 5:37 pm

    "If only I could somehow fit the stroller on here, I'm tired of leaning over. I'm trying to do my part in conserving (my) energy."

56. rommel
    January 14th, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    segway inc introduces strolcar for babies.
    ideal for travelling babies and in this case, towing drained segways.

57. SloppyBud
    January 14th, 2009 at 6:23 pm

    Might as well be a head in a jar.

58. MissLK
    January 14th, 2009 at 7:51 pm

    The wheels on the Segway go round and round, round and round, round and round!

59. krmore
    January 14th, 2009 at 7:53 pm

    Mommy-bot and baby-bot take their afternoon walk

60. Vizor
    January 14th, 2009 at 7:56 pm

    Undercover TSA agent escorts suspected terrorist to juvenile detention facility

61. Me two
    January 14th, 2009 at 7:59 pm

    On her way to the auditions for 'America's laziest parent', Alice decided to pick up a newspaper.

62. Stew
    January 14th, 2009 at 8:51 pm

    And the sad part is, she'll probably do an hour on the treadmill tonight.

63. Chunkie
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:04 pm

    mommy's got a stroller of her own.

64. Chunkie
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:07 pm

    walking: it's not for everyone.

65. Marilyn Terrell
    January 14th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    "Faster Sweetie! Mommy's late for work!"

66. Marissa
    January 15th, 2009 at 1:23 am

    Where's a remotely-operated battery drainer when you need one?

67. Muppetmaker
    January 15th, 2009 at 2:42 am

    The Urban Segway Iditarod - Kelly and Her Daughter Samantha 'Husky' Marie, round the corner about to hit the final leg of the run, making sure to budget time for a quick Starbucks stop.

68. amelia
    January 15th, 2009 at 6:31 am

    slowdown honey! Mummy can't catch up! I'm not that young anymore you know.

69. amelia
    January 15th, 2009 at 6:32 am

    Zipadeedooda, Zip on Segway!

70. amelia
    January 15th, 2009 at 6:33 am

    Zipadeedooda! Zip-on-Segway! My oh my what a wonderful day!

71. Jessica T.
    January 15th, 2009 at 7:24 am

    "Yeah, this how I roll. Got my Gucci shirt, Louis pants. Momma in the back stuntin' on the Segway. Puttin' rims on soon, we both gonna be sittin on dubs. She got the Dom Perignon in the backpack right now. Feed that shit to me in a bottle, bitch! No way I make her walk. Baby be ballin'."

72. Jessica T.
    January 15th, 2009 at 7:27 am

    Your Mama's so stupid she bought a $5,000 Segway to push you around in a $50 stroller.

    Dude, that doesn't even make sense.

    No, when you were a baby. Like, instead of walking. Get it? Your mom, your mom's so stupid...

    No, dude, I get it. It's just dumb. No one would do that.

    Yeah, but, like, your mom's so dumb she actually DID though. I found this photo.

    Shit.

73. Scott-O
    January 15th, 2009 at 11:43 am

    Sheila's faith in her doctor was diminished when she took his advice to "go outside and get some air" and yet the pounds stayed on.

74. Scott-O
    January 15th, 2009 at 11:44 am

    Ironically, she is on the way to the gym to show her daughter how to use a treadmill.

75. Garys
    January 15th, 2009 at 12:09 pm

    This is how I roll!

76. Jamie-O
    January 15th, 2009 at 10:24 pm

    Jennie always wondered why she was scared of stepping on a crack. Looking back through old photos, this explained a lot.

77. Yadhu
    January 16th, 2009 at 3:46 am

    Beauty and the Baby on the Wheels!...........

78. Sam R.
    January 16th, 2009 at 1:00 pm

    Because putting the motor in the stroller would have been excessive.

79. Scott-O
    January 16th, 2009 at 4:52 pm

    For the person who wants to get where they are going and still obey the "Do Not Walk" sign.

80. bruce8505
    January 19th, 2009 at 5:25 pm

    Ya!

81. karmakaze
    January 21st, 2009 at 11:56 am

    Roller-Fergie saves another run away baby carriage.

82. eileen
    October 31st, 2009 at 12:21 am

    Six wheels are better than four.

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